{"id":516,"date":"2004-12-08T10:09:10","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T14:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/12\/08\/the-irony-of-my-tv-dinner\/"},"modified":"2004-12-08T10:09:10","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T14:09:10","slug":"the-irony-of-my-tv-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/12\/08\/the-irony-of-my-tv-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"The Irony of My TV Dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1297'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>For the past 5 days I&#8217;ve been staying with Matt in his new apartment (I&#8217;m moving into mine on Friday). All of my belongings are at the old condo so I just brought over enough clothes for the week and nothing else. Since I&#8217;m technically a guest in his place, I didn&#8217;t want to hog up (and mess up) the kitchen so I didn&#8217;t buy much food, either.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Last night I had class and didn&#8217;t get home until around 8PM. With no food in the house I opted to go to the local convenience store and pick up something for dinner. I selected the Swanson&#8217;s chicken, mashed potato, corn and brownie TV dinner. Five minutes in the microwave and my nutritious nuclear meal was prepared. It was then I realized the irony of having&nbsp;a TV dinner without a TV to watch (since I screwed up Matt&#8217;s cable installation date). <\/P><br \/>\n<P>And, seeing as this sight is called &#8220;Adventures in Gastronomy&#8221; (and was initially created to showcase my meal preparation habits in an effort to humiliate me into cooking more creative things), I&#8217;m going to provide you with a review of my meal last night!<\/P><br \/>\n<P>First, this was the first frozen dinner I&#8217;ve had in probably a decade (or more). True, I&#8217;ve purchased frozen vegetables or frozen chicken in the past, but they were separate. I&#8217;d not purchased an entire meal wrapped into one package. Second, I hate microwaves. I never use them. In fact, Matt and I went years without microwaves (and only had one in our last condo because it was built-in over the oven). We mostly used it&nbsp;to store breads and cookies so they didn&#8217;t get stale. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>But my Swanson&#8217;s meal was quite yummy. And at only $3.49 (convenience store price&#8230;probably even&nbsp;less at a supermarket), I was pleasantly surprised to realize I was full when I finished. And it was reasonably healthy, too (the corn was plain&#8230;not in a butter sauce). This could be a good (and inexpensive) option for me on nights when I have class and get home late. But now I&#8217;m thinking how tragic it could be that I&#8217;m not even living on my own yet and I&#8217;m already resorting to frozen dinners. Next thing you know I&#8217;ll be wearing wife-beaters and boxer-shorts while watching wrestling on TV. But at least then my TV dinner will make sense.<\/P><br \/>\n<P><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/snarl\/swansons.jpg\" height=\"522\" width=\"640\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the past 5 days I&#8217;ve been staying with Matt in his new apartment (I&#8217;m moving into mine on Friday). All of my belongings are at the old condo so I just brought over enough clothes for the week and nothing else. Since I&#8217;m technically a guest in his place, I didn&#8217;t want to hog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}