{"id":466,"date":"2004-09-29T10:32:17","date_gmt":"2004-09-29T14:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/09\/29\/another-purpose-for-boobies\/"},"modified":"2004-09-29T10:32:17","modified_gmt":"2004-09-29T14:32:17","slug":"another-purpose-for-boobies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/09\/29\/another-purpose-for-boobies\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Purpose for Boobies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a956'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>The remnants of Hurricane Jeanne have been whipping (more like dripping) through Boston since yesterday. The rain has been pretty heavy at times &#8211; as it was yesterday when I was heading to class.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>As I walked through Harvard Yard, I noticed a female who had apparently just exited a building. She was using one of those silly miniature umbrellas that essentially are of no use. This woman was a petite little thing&#8230;but with ENORMOUS breasts. Her umbrella succeeded at keeping her head and shoulders dry, but her boobs were too large to be sheltered and the rain was simply too heavy. Consequently, her tight-ish cotton shirt was all dry &#8211; except for the 4 inches or so of her breasts that were sticking out and completely drenched.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>It made me realize that if I&#8217;m ever on Survivor, I&#8217;m not going to vote out big-breasted women. I believe that with a dense-enough fabric, clothing over an ample bosom could create a pool effect with the rain water. I&#8217;d never go thirsty.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The remnants of Hurricane Jeanne have been whipping (more like dripping) through Boston since yesterday. The rain has been pretty heavy at times &#8211; as it was yesterday when I was heading to class. As I walked through Harvard Yard, I noticed a female who had apparently just exited a building. She was using one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}