{"id":364,"date":"2004-05-20T12:13:20","date_gmt":"2004-05-20T16:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/05\/20\/meteorological-murder\/"},"modified":"2004-05-20T12:13:20","modified_gmt":"2004-05-20T16:13:20","slug":"meteorological-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/05\/20\/meteorological-murder\/","title":{"rendered":"Meteorological Murder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a328'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>Drip&#8230;.Drip&#8230;.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Do you hear that sound? That&#8217;s the sounds of perspiration puddling around me. When I woke up this morning and watched the news, I did what I always do and checked two different stations (CBS on Channel 4 and Fox on Channel 25, for those who care). Both stations indicated that the coast would remain dry and&nbsp;in the low-to-mid 60&#8217;s because of a sea breeze today. So, I put away the shorts I planned on wearing to work and wore pants and a button down shirt instead.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Then, I stepped outside and immediately started sweating. By the time I got to the train (which is only a block away, I might add) I was dripping with sweat. It&#8217; so embarrassing. Worse yet, there were little flyers on all of the seats advising passengers to be attentive to suspicious behavior (terrorism). I managed to possess two of the terrorist indicators: a large book or duffle bag (mine contained CD&#8217;s, a magazine, some fruit and a bottle of water) and excessive sweating or nervousness. So, here I am on the train reading about what a a terrorist looks like&#8230;and apparently, I fit the description to a T (ironically, Boston&#8217;s train system is called the T).<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Anyway, I blame the meteorologists. In fact&#8230;I suspect meteorologists will be the next target of terrorism.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drip&#8230;.Drip&#8230;. Do you hear that sound? That&#8217;s the sounds of perspiration puddling around me. When I woke up this morning and watched the news, I did what I always do and checked two different stations (CBS on Channel 4 and Fox on Channel 25, for those who care). Both stations indicated that the coast would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}