{"id":346,"date":"2004-05-03T10:22:33","date_gmt":"2004-05-03T14:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/05\/03\/how-much-viagra-do-they-think-i-need\/"},"modified":"2004-05-03T10:22:33","modified_gmt":"2004-05-03T14:22:33","slug":"how-much-viagra-do-they-think-i-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/05\/03\/how-much-viagra-do-they-think-i-need\/","title":{"rendered":"How Much Viagra Do They Think I Need?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a242'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>I mean, I know I&#8217;m not 18 anymore&#8230;but I don&#8217;t think I need THAT much Viagra. Yet when I return to work every Monday, I receive dozens of emails telling me that I need Viagra or a penis enlargments (I&#8217;ve occasionally been informed that I need breast implants, but I&#8217;m assuming those were sent in error).<\/P><br \/>\n<P>This morning I had 84 emails. 78 of them were spam, 6 were legitimate. It&#8217;s rather disconcerting that I&#8217;m told by 78 people that my penis is too small or that it doesn&#8217;t function properly and the other 6 people are giving me work to do. Where&#8217;s the love? Where are the emails just thanking me for being me?<\/P><br \/>\n<P>No wonder I&#8217;m in therapy.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, I know I&#8217;m not 18 anymore&#8230;but I don&#8217;t think I need THAT much Viagra. Yet when I return to work every Monday, I receive dozens of emails telling me that I need Viagra or a penis enlargments (I&#8217;ve occasionally been informed that I need breast implants, but I&#8217;m assuming those were sent in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}