{"id":314,"date":"2004-03-29T21:55:34","date_gmt":"2004-03-30T01:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/03\/29\/ill-never-learn-my-lesson\/"},"modified":"2004-03-29T21:55:34","modified_gmt":"2004-03-30T01:55:34","slug":"ill-never-learn-my-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2004\/03\/29\/ill-never-learn-my-lesson\/","title":{"rendered":"I’ll Never Learn My Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Okay, I’m already pissed off about the gay marriage debate in Massachusetts today, but then I created a blog post and lost it…again! This is the second time in 3 days! Ugh. Well, I’m going to try and remember what I originally wrote (likely with half the wit).<\/P>
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Ok -that was my pitiful dinner tonight. Blame Matt. I came home ready to cook a nice home-cooked meal. I offered any of the items in the fridge: grilled chicken with spinach, turkey, kielbasa. Does he want any of those? No. He wants the un-used appetizers that we didn’t eat during our housewarming party last month. <\/P>
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And then he has the balls to chuckle at the meal and say that it reminds him of the types of meals prepared in the movie “Mermaids”. In that film, Cher plays a slut-mom who only feeds her children finger foods. You can’t win.<\/P>
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And speaking of not winning, I’m completely pissed off that our asshole Massachusetts legislature this evening gave preliminary approval for a ban on gay marriage, even though the supreme court ruled that gay marriages must start taking place on May 17th. The good thing is that the constitutional amendment the legislature is proposing (which barely won today, by the way) will have to go through another round of votes in the next session in 2005 before it could even make it to the Massachusetts voters in November 2006. To top it all off, our even bigger asshole governor, Mitt Romney…within MINUTES of today’s decision….said that he’s going to ask the supreme court to delay the issuance of marriage licenses until November 2006 because he feels it will confuse people. <\/P>
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So, on that note, I’m posting a picture of Matt and me from two weekends ago. This photo makes it obvious how much of a threat gay marriage would be. I mean, look how evil and menacing we are! It’s abundantly clear that our union will destroy all of society. Assholes.<\/P>
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