{"id":292,"date":"2006-03-30T10:42:11","date_gmt":"2006-03-30T14:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/03\/30\/cant-get-blood-from-a-stone\/"},"modified":"2006-03-30T10:42:11","modified_gmt":"2006-03-30T14:42:11","slug":"cant-get-blood-from-a-stone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/03\/30\/cant-get-blood-from-a-stone\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t Get Blood From a Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a4425'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>Ow.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>So I went to the doctor yesterday to get my cold\/sore throat checked out. I never go to the doctor for colds or sore throats, but since&nbsp;I managed to catch strep (for the first time since I was a kid) only a month or so ago I figured I should play it safe. So, since it has been nearly 6 months since my last HIV-test, I figured I&#8217;d be responsible adult&nbsp;and do that at the same time.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Well, it looks like the thoat isn&#8217;t strep (though, the results won&#8217;t be back until later today), but the HIV test became quite the scene. I used to not watch as the needle was driven into my arm, but now morbid curiosity has gotten the best of me and I like to see how deep the needle goes in.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Everything was going normally as she tied that rubber band thingy around my upper arm. Then she shoved the needle in about an inch to an inch and a half&#8230;.then nothing. No blood came out. Not a drop. She slid the needle 3\/4 the way out and pushed it in another direction. Nothing. She repeated this 4 or 5 times before removing the needle. With each attempt, I could see the outline of the needle under the skin as it poked in various directions. At this point, it began getting a bit sore.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>She ended up going over to my other arm before finally striking oil. I recall that my niece had this problem in the hospital&#8230;but I thought it was because she was constantly having IV needles stuck in her so it was difficult finding non-scarred ones. I believe heroine addicts have the same problem. But, damn &#8211; my arm hasn&#8217;t been injected with a needle since my last test nearly 6 months ago. I guess it was just bad aim on the phlebotomists part.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&#8230;and bad luck on my part.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ow. So I went to the doctor yesterday to get my cold\/sore throat checked out. I never go to the doctor for colds or sore throats, but since&nbsp;I managed to catch strep (for the first time since I was a kid) only a month or so ago I figured I should play it safe. So, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}