{"id":285,"date":"2006-03-19T18:22:53","date_gmt":"2006-03-19T22:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/03\/19\/try-not-to-crash\/"},"modified":"2006-03-19T18:22:53","modified_gmt":"2006-03-19T22:22:53","slug":"try-not-to-crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/03\/19\/try-not-to-crash\/","title":{"rendered":"Try Not To Crash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a4343'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>It was a big movie weekend for me. Well, not necessarily a movie weekend&nbsp;so much as a DVD weekend. It started off on Friday night when my friend, Kevin, came over. He brought along with him some DVD&#8217;s he rented, along with a stack of his own. We decided upon starting the evening with recent&nbsp;Best&nbsp;Film Oscar winner, Crash. We followed that up with Shrek 2.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>I have to get this off my chest: What was the academy thinking? I did not like Crash. I won&#8217;t exaggerate and say I hated it. But it definitely did NOT deserve to win. Now, now, now &#8211; don&#8217;t go saying that I didn&#8217;t like it because it forced me to confront my own issues with racism. Quite the opposite. I didn&#8217;t like it because it was so over-the-top\/in-your-face about the existence of racism that it became a cinematic stereotype. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Yes, racism exists. Yes, there&#8217;s a piece of it in all of us. But come on, this movie depicted every person of every race as pure evil. Just when you think it can&#8217;t any worse, an asian man gets run over by two black men who car-jacked a vehicle (the viewer later discovers that the asian man was importing Cambodian slaves to sell on the streets of Los Angeles). And the middle-eastern man erroneously takes revenge on man by aiming a gun and shooting at a little girl. Did I mention the white cop who accuses the black lady of only being employed because of affirmative action or the the black detective who tells his mom he&#8217;s boning a white girl just to piss her off?&nbsp;It felt like the characters were sprouting off racial dialog just for the sake of making&nbsp;that point. Sublety goes a long way, folks. Consider it next time.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>I mean, everybody was racist against everybody else&nbsp;in this film. Well, except for one (rather hot, I might had) latino locksmith. Otherwise, everybody from every ethnic background hated every other person from any other background.&nbsp;They didn&#8217;t just casually stereotype people&nbsp;&#8211; they loathed them &#8211; right to their faces.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Meanwhile &#8211; Shrek 2, as an aminated&nbsp;&#8220;family&#8221; comedy did a much better job at tackling racism without ramming it down your throat. In this case, it was all about the Cameron Diaz character&#8217;s parents accepting her and Shrek into the family as ogres. Subtle, poignant, well done.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Regarding Crash, I agree with one critic who said that the academy was playing it safe by voting with Crash &#8211; it made them look politically-correct. Meanwhile, it just reminded me way too much of when the academy thought Forrest Gump was such a fine film when it was pure shmaltz only worthy of&nbsp;the 99-cent used CD bin.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>On Saturday, I ran errands then had lunch with&nbsp;my friend, Fernando, before meeting up with Mike for dinner at the Harp and Bard (how St. Patty&#8217;s of me). We then went back&nbsp;to his place to watch DVD&#8217;s. That night&#8217;s selection consisted of Mermaids (I do love that film) and Hustler White (so bad it&#8217;s good). <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Continuing on the cinematic trend, Mike introduced me to ifilm&#8230;where you can watch little video clips of, well, anything. There&#8217;s a hilarious dutch home video of a kid attempting to dive into a pool &#8211; but he misses by a good 5 to 10 feet! Yep &#8211; he falls flat on his face. Classic feel good stuff. Where&#8217;s the academy when stuff like this gets neglected?<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a big movie weekend for me. Well, not necessarily a movie weekend&nbsp;so much as a DVD weekend. It started off on Friday night when my friend, Kevin, came over. He brought along with him some DVD&#8217;s he rented, along with a stack of his own. 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