{"id":262,"date":"2006-02-17T10:43:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-17T14:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/02\/17\/in-case-you-doubted-me-heres-the-proof\/"},"modified":"2006-02-17T10:43:46","modified_gmt":"2006-02-17T14:43:46","slug":"in-case-you-doubted-me-heres-the-proof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/02\/17\/in-case-you-doubted-me-heres-the-proof\/","title":{"rendered":"In Case You Doubted Me, Here’s the Proof…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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…that I am total white trash.<\/P>
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It’s funny, I begged Jason not to blog about this or to tell anybody about this, but I’m going to confront my shame and discuss it here openly. It’ll be cathartic.<\/P>
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I had Jason come over last night for our fairly regular Thursday evening Rummy playing. Being lazy, and in an effort to save money, I offered to prepare dinner for us before playing cards. Venturing into the kitchen, we pondered our options. I found a frozen (Mystic brand) pizza and offered that. He agreed.<\/P>
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Pulling it out of the box and heating up the oven, I noticed that the pizza was rather small. Would that be enough for two hearty men? Of course not. As the oven was pre-heating for the frozen pizza, I scrounged through the refrigerator and came up with what I thought was a reasonable “appetizer”.<\/P>
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Turkey hot dogs and sauerkraut. Yep – hot dogs (though, the fact that they were turkey dogs instead of beef just might lower my white trash quotient slightly). I nuked up two hot dogs for each of us, then scooped heaping mounds of sauerkraut onto the plates. Minutes later, we had pizza.<\/P>
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Oh, and for his drink, I gave him CANNED iced tea…that had expired months ago (something I realized and confirmed after the fact). <\/P>
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It’s a wonder I ever get any company at all.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…that I am total white trash. It’s funny, I begged Jason not to blog about this or to tell anybody about this, but I’m going to confront my shame and discuss it here openly. It’ll be cathartic. I had Jason come over last night for our fairly regular Thursday evening Rummy playing. Being lazy, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}