{"id":223,"date":"2005-12-15T10:05:28","date_gmt":"2005-12-15T14:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2005\/12\/15\/slip-sliding-away\/"},"modified":"2005-12-15T10:05:28","modified_gmt":"2005-12-15T14:05:28","slug":"slip-sliding-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2005\/12\/15\/slip-sliding-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Slip Sliding Away"},"content":{"rendered":"

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ARGH! <\/P>
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Warning: the next paragrpah could be classified as TMI (too much information). It could also shatter any and all misconceptions you may have about my aura of flawlessness*. However, feel free to read on.<\/P>
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As the winter months roll around, and as the air gets drier and drier, my feet tend to got a bit dry. There – I said it. My name is Karl – and I get dry feet.<\/P>
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Other people I know get dry hands or faces….for me, it’s my feet. So, after every shower, I slather on some hand lotion (or some such product) onto my feet before putting on my socks. This keeps them from getting dry (so I guess I actually don’t have dry feet since I do something to prevent it).<\/P>
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In addition, I’ve not been so diligent with eating my vegetables over the last week and when this happens, I always seem to get hangnails. On my way out the door this morning (before putting on my gloves) I used some stuff that I inherited from Matt before he moved to San Francisco. It’s some high-falutin’, super-duper, organic, all-natural, hand and body lotion that’s supposed to make me look and feel 10 years younger.<\/P>
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Well, perhaps with repeated use that could happen. But in the mean time, I just wanted to moisten the skin around the cuticles. Yet all it’s done…even an hour after putting it on….is to make my hands so slippery I can’t type, I can’t hold a pen, and I can’t eat my morning yogurt without my fingers sliding down the spoon. And let’s not even get started at how long it took me to peel off the aluminum foil lid to the yogurt container<\/P>
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I hope nobody wants to shake my hand this morning. Though, I suspect I’m capable of one mean hand job.<\/P>
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*This is obviously sarcasm<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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