{"id":2157,"date":"2009-09-18T10:32:38","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T14:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/?p=2157"},"modified":"2009-09-18T10:37:09","modified_gmt":"2009-09-18T14:37:09","slug":"how-i-know-randy-hates-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2009\/09\/18\/how-i-know-randy-hates-me\/","title":{"rendered":"How I Know Randy Hates Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve done a damn good job at avoiding the gym over the summer (and have the belly to prove it). I think I&#8217;ve gone a total of three times since the end of May. That averages to about one day per month. Since my gym membership only costs me $4.63 per month (I get $150 back from my insurance company), I feel that it&#8217;s been a very reasonable expense. I mean, I wouldn&#8217;t want to be taking the gym for granted and using them for more than I pay, now would I?<\/p>\n<p>But after work yesterday Randy dragged me to the gym. Truth be told, I was a bit grumpy before I arrived. I&#8217;d gone to CitiBank to close a checking account and they talked me into keeping it open by explaining that I&#8217;d lose my 50,000 &#8220;thank you points&#8221;\u00a0 (a value of about $500.00).\u00a0 So, I just withdrew the money (keeping the account active) and tried depositing\u00a0the cash\u00a0into Bank of America so I could use the money towards the closing of the condo.<\/p>\n<p>But the freaking ATM is one of those &#8220;convenient&#8221; new ones that requires no envelopes. Convenient my ass. It just kept rejected the money. Then I&#8217;d re-insert and it would accept a few more, and reject a few more. After probably six attempts, fortunately with a very patient woman waiting behind me, I gave up and just deposited what it accepted and walked away with extra cash.<\/p>\n<p>Then after the gym, Randy made me to go the Somerville Parking office to get a moving truck permit to park in front of the house (13 more days!). The line was almost out the door.<\/p>\n<p>So, I was grumpy before the gym, but\u00a0going sure didn&#8217;t help.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>*Oh, and what&#8217;s particularly sad is that it took ages to find a &#8220;sporty&#8221; photo of me in my photo archives. The best I could do was me receiving skis\u00a0for Christmas&#8230;.28 years ago. I&#8217;m not even using them, I&#8217;m just looking at them with a &#8220;what the hell am I supposed to do with these?&#8221; look on my face. I wanted an Easy Bake oven, dammit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve done a damn good job at avoiding the gym over the summer (and have the belly to prove it). I think I&#8217;ve gone a total of three times since the end of May. That averages to about one day per month. Since my gym membership only costs me $4.63 per month (I get $150 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2157"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2163,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions\/2163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}