{"id":2137,"date":"2009-08-12T09:46:58","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T13:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/?p=2137"},"modified":"2009-08-12T09:46:58","modified_gmt":"2009-08-12T13:46:58","slug":"inspector-gadget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2009\/08\/12\/inspector-gadget\/","title":{"rendered":"Inspector Gadget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday was the home inspection on the new townhouse. Since Randy was still in Virginia (the memorial took place at the same time as the inspection) I went alone.<\/p>\n<p>The inspector was incredibly thorough compared to previous inspections I&#8217;ve had. However, the guy was hilarious.\u00a0 He came straight out of the 1950&#8217;s with the salesman&#8217;s manner of speaking (despite having nothing to sell). He had frequent antecdotes from previous inspections that you can tell he&#8217;s told verbatim time and time again for comedic affect. He was also a bit of a chauvenist. For example, he thought I was straight and when discussing shower drains, would ask if my &#8220;little lady&#8221; had long hair that could clog the drain. Then he&#8217;d provide instructions on how to prevent it.<\/p>\n<p>And when it came time to test the front-loading washing machine, he didn&#8217;t shut the door fully so it wouldn&#8217;t run. After realizing his error, he said to the female broker\u00a0&#8220;I probably should have had you do it&#8230;you would know how it works.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Offensive? Yes. Hilarious? In a clueless sort of way, yes.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the report isn&#8217;t in yet, but there didn&#8217;t seem to be any major issues aside from having the HVAC contractor do a thorough cleaning of the system (and replace the filters) and to check out the hot water heater cap that may have been installed improperly.<\/p>\n<p>The inspection on Randy&#8217;s current condo takes place on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, last night I got together with Deano and Chris for Scrabble. I played alone with Deano for the first game and won. Then, as always when it comes to games of three or more, I came in last place the second time (Chris won). Oh well&#8230;there&#8217;s always next week. Or Facebook Scrabble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday was the home inspection on the new townhouse. Since Randy was still in Virginia (the memorial took place at the same time as the inspection) I went alone. The inspector was incredibly thorough compared to previous inspections I&#8217;ve had. However, the guy was hilarious.\u00a0 He came straight out of the 1950&#8217;s with the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2138,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137\/revisions\/2138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}