{"id":2002,"date":"2009-04-09T09:30:52","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T13:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2009-04-09T09:37:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T13:37:07","slug":"i-am-the-walrus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2009\/04\/09\/i-am-the-walrus\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am The Walrus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All I had was a single glass of wine last night after dinner. Seriously! And it wasn&#8217;t even close to bed time. Yet I still had the most peculiar dream.<\/p>\n<p>For some inexplicable reason, I was living with my brother. Instead of the house being in western Massachusetts, it was my Aunt and Uncle&#8217;s place down the street from where I was raised on Cape Cod.<\/p>\n<p>One night, while sleeping in the living room, I got up to get some water from the kitchen. I&#8217;d forgotten that they had a gate blocking the entrance to the kitchen to keep their pet walrus in there at night.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, pet walrus.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, the walrus was just as startled of me as I was of it. It began yelping (I&#8217;ve never heard a walrus in real life, but in my dream it sounded somewhat like a seal) and the whole scene woke every body up.<\/p>\n<p>Now, during the day, they let the walrus free to roam around the house and it gets along splendidly with my niece and nephew. But it held a grudge with me, apparently, for startling it so now it was constantly provoking me and chasing me.<\/p>\n<p>Later in the dream, there was a party taking place and the walrus was comfortably lounging in the dining room enjoying the attention of all the guests. But then I&#8217;d walk in and it would freak out and start chasing me.<\/p>\n<p>I think I need to lay off the wine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All I had was a single glass of wine last night after dinner. Seriously! And it wasn&#8217;t even close to bed time. Yet I still had the most peculiar dream. For some inexplicable reason, I was living with my brother. Instead of the house being in western Massachusetts, it was my Aunt and Uncle&#8217;s place [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}