{"id":1925,"date":"2009-01-13T10:08:41","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T14:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/?p=1925"},"modified":"2009-01-13T10:09:44","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T14:09:44","slug":"you-know-you-need-sleep-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2009\/01\/13\/you-know-you-need-sleep-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know You Need Sleep When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you go to bed but can&#8217;t fall asleep. It&#8217;s like your body is telling you &#8220;you should have come to bed earlier when you originally started feeling tired. Instead, you took advantage of me and I&#8217;m going to make you lay awake until I&#8217;m damn well and ready.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That was me last night. I went to bed before Randy and found myself just lying there&#8230;thinking. When I finally did fall asleep, I had the most peculiar dream of visiting Randy&#8217;s brother again. His wife kept baking cookies for me (yum), but when I was alone with is brother for a few minutes, he said he wanted to ask me a question.<\/p>\n<p>The question? Was I born a woman! He said that I speak so much with my hands that he thought I might be transgender.<\/p>\n<p>Why couldn&#8217;t he have just assumed I was Italian? Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with being transgender, but at least the Italians have cannoli.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you go to bed but can&#8217;t fall asleep. It&#8217;s like your body is telling you &#8220;you should have come to bed earlier when you originally started feeling tired. Instead, you took advantage of me and I&#8217;m going to make you lay awake until I&#8217;m damn well and ready.&#8221; That was me last night. I went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}