{"id":1866,"date":"2008-11-10T10:37:52","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T14:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/?p=1866"},"modified":"2008-11-10T10:37:52","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T14:37:52","slug":"welcome-to-my-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2008\/11\/10\/welcome-to-my-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to My Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Randy&#8217;s home! After 12 days in Asia, he&#8217;s finally back. There were delays with his return flight so instead of a 25 hour flight back from Singapore\u00a0it was closer to 26 (ugh). But I picked him up from the airport around 10PM on Saturday night and all is good again.<\/p>\n<p>Yay.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, now he&#8217;s off to Boise for two nights next week and then two days later goes to Virginia for 7 days. But for now, we&#8217;ll just enjoy the week and a half he&#8217;ll have at home.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I had the most peculiar dream last night. I was in a theater and somehow found myself employed by Mitt Romney. I was apparently some sort of spy monitoring some Russians who were also there. In this dream, Mitt Romney was actually a surprisingly charming and friendly man (I still didn&#8217;t believe in his politics, but he was just so endearing). Anyway, he was also quite generous, as I was getting paid $2,000\/week (after taxes!) for my work.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not sure why I remember this specific amount, but because he was so happy with my work, he gave me a bonus check\u00a0for $8,125. I was thrilled.<\/p>\n<p>Then I woke up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and didn&#8217;t have the money. It just goes to show you that you can&#8217;t trust those Republicans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Randy&#8217;s home! After 12 days in Asia, he&#8217;s finally back. There were delays with his return flight so instead of a 25 hour flight back from Singapore\u00a0it was closer to 26 (ugh). But I picked him up from the airport around 10PM on Saturday night and all is good again. Yay. Of course, now he&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}