{"id":184,"date":"2005-10-20T10:13:44","date_gmt":"2005-10-20T14:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2005\/10\/20\/even-bed-franklin-would-find-this-absur"},"modified":"2005-10-20T10:13:44","modified_gmt":"2005-10-20T14:13:44","slug":"even-bed-franklin-would-find-this-absurd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2005\/10\/20\/even-bed-franklin-would-find-this-absurd\/","title":{"rendered":"Even Bed Franklin Would Find This Absurd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3282'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>I know&nbsp;Ben Franklin said &#8220;Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise&#8221;, but this is getting ridiculous. I&#8217;ve been back from Paris for a full week now yet I still keep waking up at 4:00AM. Every freaking day.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>It doesn&#8217;t matter what time I go to bed at night. It doesn&#8217;t matter what I eat. It doesn&#8217;t matter what sleep-inducing cold medication I&#8217;ve taken. I&#8217;m wide awake at 4:00AM. I suppose if I was as wise as Mr. Franklin says I should be for waking up that hour, I could do something productive (clean the home, wash laundry, even read). But instead I just lay in bed mumbling expletives to myself.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Now, I know that I&#8217;ll fall back into my old routine at some point. But my big fear is that we&#8217;re fast approaching daylight savings time. That means setting the clock back an hour. I really hope this doesn&#8217;t complicate things even&nbsp;further.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>On the plus side, for the first time in two weeks I was able to wake up and not require cold\/sinus medication. I think I&#8217;m finally kicking this thing. YAY ME!<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know&nbsp;Ben Franklin said &#8220;Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise&#8221;, but this is getting ridiculous. I&#8217;ve been back from Paris for a full week now yet I still keep waking up at 4:00AM. Every freaking day. It doesn&#8217;t matter what time I go to bed at night. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}