You can’t trust the gossip pages (or the government, or the media, or even me for that matter), but I read this morning that there is suspicion that Britney Spears is pregnant.<\/p>\n
Again.<\/p>\n
Apparently, she was photographed in a phamacy looking over the early pregnancy tests. Of course, there was no evidence of her buying one…but she was at least looking at them.<\/p>\n
Why? Why, oh why, are people like her allowed to breed? I mean, seriously, she’s proven TWICE that she’s not fit for motherhood. She’s proven TWICE that she’s incapable of taking the commitment of marriage seriously. She’s proven multiple times that going commando isn’t always the best fashion choice. And now she could possibly be expecting yet again.<\/p>\n
Honestly, I sometimes wish the government had the right to neuter people. I do! I mean, I’m very much pro-choice, but I’m also anti-abortion. By that I mean that I’d prefer people not get pregnant in the first place if they don’t want children. However, in the event that they do get pregnant….and they’ve already been proven to be ill-equipped to raise a child (or even keep a cactus alive, for Pete’s sake)…I think the government should step in. Yes, for the sake of the unborn child and for the sake of society as a whole. <\/p>\n
Think about it. Britney will have been pregnant three times in 4 years. At this rate, she could burp out an entire city by the time she’s 40. And with her teenage sister also pregnant, the Spears family could collectively populate twin cities in no time.<\/p>\n
Now if that doesn’t give you nightmares, I don’t know what will.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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