{"id":1504,"date":"2007-12-12T11:24:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T15:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2007\/12\/12\/hes-at-it-already\/"},"modified":"2007-12-12T11:25:07","modified_gmt":"2007-12-12T15:25:07","slug":"hes-at-it-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2007\/12\/12\/hes-at-it-already\/","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s At It Already!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those of you who know Randy are fully aware that he&#8217;s a thrifty shopaholic. He scours the internet for deals, he purchases items only when on sale, and he returns 90% of the gifts you buy for him.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s getting worse. Now he&#8217;s returning gifts he&#8217;s bought for you! I swear! And I think he dwells on this shit 24\/7 because he&#8217;s on a business trip and called me last night. During the call he said that he&#8217;s planning on returning a few gifts he&#8217;s bought for people already. I recall him doing this last year, too (to me), and then regretting the decision while we were opening gifts.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, a few days ago he even returned wrapping paper to the store (and we could use some more, ahem).<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, at least he&#8217;s cute. I have to say that now especially since everybody is saying we look alike. By calling him cute, it means I&#8217;m cute, too! At least, that&#8217;s how my low self-esteem and twisted little mind works<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those of you who know Randy are fully aware that he&#8217;s a thrifty shopaholic. He scours the internet for deals, he purchases items only when on sale, and he returns 90% of the gifts you buy for him. Well, it&#8217;s getting worse. Now he&#8217;s returning gifts he&#8217;s bought for you! I swear! And I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}