{"id":1204,"date":"2007-04-09T09:36:35","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T13:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2007\/04\/09\/damn-easter-bunny\/"},"modified":"2007-04-09T09:39:46","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T13:39:46","slug":"damn-easter-bunny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2007\/04\/09\/damn-easter-bunny\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn Easter Bunny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Randy got me pounds of candy for easter. POUNDS! Chocolates and jelly beans and peanut butter cups and M&amp;M&#8217;s. I just want to point out that this same person who has commented on my expanding belly over the past 7 months (lovingly) is also the same person who gave me POUNDS of candy for Easter (lovingly). I think this effectively ends his right to critique my physique.<\/p>\n<p>But the weekend was quite nice overall. I finally bit the bullet and bought a 30GB iPod on Friday night. I found one online at Best Buy for only $237&#8230;$12 cheaper than any other venue except Amazon.com. But making it better than Amazon was that I wouldn&#8217;t have to wait for it to ship. I told Randy about it and he proposed going to New Hampshire THAT NIGHT to pick it up and avoid paying tax. So, we hopped in the car and headed to Salem, New Hampshire. As I waited in line to pick up mine, Randy went and bought one for himself. he he<\/p>\n<p>Now we have matching black iPods. So gay.<\/p>\n<p>Also on Friday night (after Best Buy), we headed over to our friend, Scott&#8217;s place in great-outer suburbia (he lives on a dirt road overlooking a river &#8211; that may qualify as rural more than suburban, huh?). He baked home-made pizza then we at and chatted and played cards. A good time was had by all.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday Randy and I drove to the Cape for Easter weekend and bonded with my parents. He re-installed my parent&#8217;s computer&#8217;s operating system since it was ravaged by viruses\/spam. He also cooked dinner for us (both Saturday and Sunday). Needless to say, I think my parents have really taken a liking to him. Hell, at one point my Mom said she&#8217;d recently seen an episode of the Newlywed Game on Game Show Network and had a question for Randy: &#8220;Hey Randy, when you watch Karl getting dressed, how does he do it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That is SO not a question you want your 75 year old mother asking your boyfriend. I mean, I don&#8217;t even like the idea of her acknowledging the fact that I even has\u00a0sex&#8230;let alone asking\u00a0him about what he witnesses when he&#8217;s around me when I&#8217;m naked!<\/p>\n<p>Then again, she lets me sleep in the same bed with him at their place (which is more than some of my straight friend&#8217;s parents allow from their un-wed children). I guess I&#8217;m pretty lucky.<\/p>\n<p>Though, if I keep eating all of this damn chocolate, nobody will want to sleep with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Randy got me pounds of candy for easter. POUNDS! Chocolates and jelly beans and peanut butter cups and M&amp;M&#8217;s. I just want to point out that this same person who has commented on my expanding belly over the past 7 months (lovingly) is also the same person who gave me POUNDS of candy for Easter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}