{"id":1191,"date":"2007-03-27T09:52:57","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T13:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2007\/03\/27\/will-you-be-my-friend\/"},"modified":"2007-04-14T08:56:56","modified_gmt":"2007-04-14T12:56:56","slug":"will-you-be-my-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2007\/03\/27\/will-you-be-my-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Will You Be My Friend?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unbeknownst to me, I&#8217;d apparently signed up on facebook.com when the site first started (how soon we forget). I&#8217;ve obviously never gone back since I had no clue I&#8217;d even signed up in the first place &#8211; but I received an invitation from a fellow yesterday requesting that I add him as a friend. His name didn&#8217;t look familiar at all, though.<\/p>\n<p>I logged in to the site and saw his complete profile (and 12 photos)&#8230;and I still don&#8217;t know him. Even worse, the website indicated that 4 other people (male and female) want to add me as friends.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know them, either.<\/p>\n<p>How does that site work? I thought it was like an on-line high school\/college yearbook where you can track down people you went to school with? I never went to any of the colleges these people listed except for one guy from Harvard (who, as I said, I didn&#8217;t even know).<\/p>\n<p>Porn sites are much better&#8230;at least you know what you&#8217;re getting.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and speaking of porn*, that&#8217;s my theme for today&#8217;s photos! Lots and lots of flesh. ENJOY!<br \/>\n1972 &#8211; Yeah, yeah, yeah &#8211; this one&#8217;s a repeat. But believe it or not, I have none of those photos of me naked that most people have (those moments were, unfortunately,\u00a0caught on\u00a0Super 8 home-movies instead).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"306\" alt=\"720700 Paul and Karl 109 West Bay Rd Osterville1.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/files\/2007\/03\/720700%20Paul%20and%20Karl%20109%20West%20Bay%20Rd%20Osterville1.JPG\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1985 &#8211; We wear short shorts (I&#8217;m in white&#8230;because I&#8217;m so pure)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"301\" alt=\"850704 Karl Paul Tracie Chrissy Naples ME.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/files\/2007\/03\/850704%20Karl%20Paul%20Tracie%20Chrissy%20Naples%20ME.JPG\" width=\"399\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1986 &#8211; OK, so no real flesh here&#8230;but doesn&#8217;t it look like that guy is grabbing my ass?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"443\" alt=\"860406 Karl Gunstock Mountain NH Easter 03.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/files\/2007\/03\/860406%20Karl%20Gunstock%20Mountain%20NH%20Easter%2003.JPG\" width=\"318\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1987 &#8211; Can you tell that I was typically too chicken to take off my shirt for most of this trip?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"306\" alt=\"870200 Maria Karl Chrissy Margate FL 02.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/files\/2007\/03\/870200%20Maria%20Karl%20Chrissy%20Margate%20FL%2002.JPG\" width=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1995 &#8211; In looking through my photos, I&#8217;ve discovered that Matt took photos of me lounging in my underwear&#8230;a lot. This is just one of way too many examples.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"310\" alt=\"951200 Karl 59 Westland Ave Boston 04.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/files\/2007\/03\/951200%20Karl%2059%20Westland%20Ave%20Boston%2004.JPG\" width=\"404\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1998 &#8211; In front of\u00a0bar\u00a0an Asian stripper bar in\u00a0San Francisco.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"283\" alt=\"980801 Alan Kropp Karl Polk Street SF CA 01.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/files\/2007\/03\/980801%20Alan%20Kropp%20Karl%20Polk%20Street%20SF%20CA%2001.JPG\" width=\"412\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2001 &#8211; OK, this isn&#8217;t really porn..but it&#8217;s kinda&#8217; like bondage, no?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"289\" alt=\"011118 Karl Witch Dungeon Salem MA 02.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/files\/2007\/03\/011118%20Karl%20Witch%20Dungeon%20Salem%20MA%2002.jpg\" width=\"420\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2001 &#8211; My, what big ear phones you have.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"299\" alt=\"010714 Karl Herring Cove Provincetown MA 01.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/files\/2007\/03\/010714%20Karl%20Herring%20Cove%20Provincetown%20MA%2001.jpg\" width=\"421\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2002 &#8211; Pornographic birthday cake<\/p>\n<p>(Photo removed at paranoid person&#8217;s request (it showed three friends leaning in and smiling over a birthcday cake with penis shaped icing).<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>*By having the word &#8220;porn&#8221; in my blog today, this is probably going to get the most hits my blog has ever received. Those folks are going to be sorely disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unbeknownst to me, I&#8217;d apparently signed up on facebook.com when the site first started (how soon we forget). I&#8217;ve obviously never gone back since I had no clue I&#8217;d even signed up in the first place &#8211; but I received an invitation from a fellow yesterday requesting that I add him as a friend. His [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}