{"id":118,"date":"2005-06-30T10:53:54","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T14:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2005\/06\/30\/sex-on-the-beach-isnt-just-a-drink\/"},"modified":"2005-06-30T10:53:54","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T14:53:54","slug":"sex-on-the-beach-isnt-just-a-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2005\/06\/30\/sex-on-the-beach-isnt-just-a-drink\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex on the Beach Isn&#8217;t Just a Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2251'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>Ah, Cape Cod. Driving through Falmouth you&#8217;ll find a lovely typical weather-shingled cottage with green grass and an adorable little display of flowers at the side of the road. There&#8217;s even a little sign telling people to take some flowers and put some money in a little tin.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Such charm. So quaint. There must be an elderly retired couple living in there, right? Perhaps they&#8217;re waiting for their grandchildren to visit for the summer? <\/P><br \/>\n<P>WRONG!<\/P><br \/>\n<P>This charming little house is apparently the base for a Cape Cod prostitution ring. Inside, police found marijuana, money, a rifle, and their little black book of clients! WOO HOO! I love it.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Apparently, this little black book includes &#8220;prominent&#8221; political figures. Though, I must say that makes me wonder&#8230;.prominent by what standards? I mean, are the Kennedy&#8217;s involved? Or is it just a town manager or a&nbsp;local selectman? Either way, I can&#8217;t wait to find out!<\/P><br \/>\n<P>In other news, I&#8217;m planning on heading to New York City for the holiday weekend. The weather is supposed to be flawless (no humidity, bright sunny skies). YAY. Chris and John invited me to stay with them as they house sit in the Village. So, Fung Wah &#8211; here I come!<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Cape Cod. Driving through Falmouth you&#8217;ll find a lovely typical weather-shingled cottage with green grass and an adorable little display of flowers at the side of the road. There&#8217;s even a little sign telling people to take some flowers and put some money in a little tin. Such charm. So quaint. There must be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}