{"id":1133,"date":"2007-03-19T10:16:22","date_gmt":"2007-03-19T14:16:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2007\/03\/19\/gd-dmn-mother-fcking-cheap-as-sht-eatin"},"modified":"2007-03-19T10:22:24","modified_gmt":"2007-03-19T14:22:24","slug":"gd-dmn-mother-fcking-cheap-as-sht-eating-bstards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2007\/03\/19\/gd-dmn-mother-fcking-cheap-as-sht-eating-bstards\/","title":{"rendered":"G*d D*mn Mother-F*ck*ing Cheap-As$ SH*t-eating B*stards"},"content":{"rendered":"

That would be American Airlines I’m refering to.<\/p>\n

Last week Randy and I figured out the days of our vacation. We sent in requests to our bosses for the time off and my boss (who is great) responded immediately and with encouraging words about world travel. Randy’s boss went on vacation and never responded.<\/p>\n

So we both put tickets on hold via American Airlines. I was very excited that, with taxes, the ticket was only $657 (last year it was around $1,100 for the same destinations). Anyway, when you put tickets on hold they only do it for a few days so over the past week (as the existing “on hold” tickets expired) we’d place new ones on hold until we finally got approval from his boss.<\/p>\n

Last night at 11PM was when our most recent “on hold” tickets were set to expire. At 10:50PM we logged on to find that the ticket price had jumped from $657 to $803….for the same freaking flight and seat! Realizing that we only had 9 minutes at this point to buy our tickets, Randy canceled\u00a0his ticket\u00a0on hold and we both started seaching to see if any other flights were cheaper (perhaps an inconvenient connecting flight through New York City, etc…).<\/p>\n

As we quickly approached 11PM, Randy did a search again for his previous ticket and\u00a0the price\u00a0jumped yet again from $803 to $977. Within minutes! WTF?<\/p>\n

Fearing that mine would jump, too, I went in and bought the ticket online for $803. That was $146 more than I’d have paid had we bought the day before, but still $174 less than what the new price was coming up as. I must admit I was freaking out as this was all happening within such a short period of time.<\/p>\n

Anyway, Randy called American Airlines and said he wanted the same ticket he’d had on hold but “accidentally” canceled. The guy originally offered him the $803 fare…then finally gave him the $657 fare since he’s a Premium Platinum Frequent Flyer (and I agree that people who fly hundreds of thousands of miles per year do deserve some perks for giving the airline so much business). Randy then said that he and I were traveling together and that I’d bought my ticket while he was on the phone with them…but at the higher price. He asked if they’d be able to match Randy’s price (it’s the same freaking ticket, for crissakes) and they said no. So we bought tickets minutes apart and\u00a0we’re sitting next to each together in identical seats…but my seat is $149 more.\u00a0My seat\u00a0sure as hell\u00a0better have $149 more worth amenities than his seat does. I already claim the blanket and extra pillow!<\/p>\n

Long story short, my cheap ass is annoyed as hell. Actually, I’m much better now than I was last night (it took forever to relax and fall asleep). Poor Randy witnessed the brunt of it and still took it well (bless his heart). He’s a keeper.<\/p>\n

OK\u00a0– happy thoughts. Here are more scanned photos of my youth.<\/p>\n

1984 – Ah yes. With thoughts of Mary Lou Retton and\u00a0fantasies about Mitch Gaylord, I proudly wear my Olympics t-shirt.<\/p>\n

\"840524<\/p>\n

1985 – The lovely Osterville Baptist Church (my grandfather helped build it and it used to have a “Coleman Room”…I’m not sure if it’s still called that since our family hasn’t been part of the church in a generation or two).<\/p>\n

\"850000<\/p>\n

1985 – I took the day off from work to watch Live Aid on MTV all day. Apparently, I needed some distractions.\"850700<\/p>\n

1992 – As a long-haired slacker I knew that I would someday be dwarfed by corporate America.<\/p>\n

\"920611<\/p>\n

1993 – Exiting the bathroom, appaerntly surrounded by papparazzi. They just never leave me alone.<\/p>\n

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That would be American Airlines I’m refering to. Last week Randy and I figured out the days of our vacation. We sent in requests to our bosses for the time off and my boss (who is great) responded immediately and with encouraging words about world travel. Randy’s boss went on vacation and never responded. So […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}