{"id":2832,"date":"2012-09-18T17:13:05","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T21:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/sj\/?p=2832"},"modified":"2012-09-16T17:13:11","modified_gmt":"2012-09-16T21:13:11","slug":"prepare-for-the-end-apocalyptically-of-the-calendar-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/2012\/09\/18\/prepare-for-the-end-apocalyptically-of-the-calendar-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Prepare for the end, apocalyptically, of&#8230; the calendar year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren\u2019t, like<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nOH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING<br \/>\n<em>because I turned up the heater<\/em><\/p>\n<p>or <\/p>\n<p>ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING<br \/>\n<em>from my tv <\/em><\/p>\n<p>or even<\/p>\n<p>THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE\u2019RE EVACUATING<br \/>\n<em>the dancefloor<\/em><\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019M UNDER THE BED IN THE DARK I CAN HEAR THEM COMING FOR ME<br \/>\n<em>I might lose this game of hide-and-seek<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>via unwinona<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren\u2019t, like OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING because I turned up the heater or ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING from my tv or even THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE\u2019RE EVACUATING the dancefloor or I\u2019M UNDER THE BED IN THE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1202,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[210,1],"tags":[34430,78796],"class_list":["post-2832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chain-gang","category-uncategorized","tag-apocalypse","tag-wells"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7iVvB-JG","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1202"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2832"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2839,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832\/revisions\/2839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}