{"id":1663,"date":"2006-07-03T10:26:20","date_gmt":"2006-07-03T14:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/nateptest\/2006\/07\/03\/how-to-kill-someone\/"},"modified":"2006-07-03T10:26:20","modified_gmt":"2006-07-03T14:26:20","slug":"how-to-kill-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/2006\/07\/03\/how-to-kill-someone\/","title":{"rendered":"How to kill someone&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1313'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2006\/6\/23fleming.html\">with an iPod nano.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This one probably only works on Brits, Anglicans, and other Commonwealth people:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>6. Carefully unstaple a tea bag and pour the contents on a plate. Break into the lithium-ion battery pack and saturate the tea with the battery&#8217;s poison, then dry the tea in the sun (or with a hair dryer if you are in a hurry). Put tea back in tea bag and bend the staple back to its original position. Put the tea bag back where you got it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!-- technorati tags start --><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:right;font-size:10px;\">Technorati Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/apple\" rel=\"tag\">apple<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/humor\" rel=\"tag\">humor<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/mac\" rel=\"tag\">mac<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/mcsweeneys\" rel=\"tag\">mcsweeneys<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/ipod\" rel=\"tag\">ipod<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- technorati tags end --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;with an iPod nano. This one probably only works on Brits, Anglicans, and other Commonwealth people: 6. Carefully unstaple a tea bag and pour the contents on a plate. Break into the lithium-ion battery pack and saturate the tea with the battery&#8217;s poison, then dry the tea in the sun (or with a hair dryer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":709,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ontheweb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5G3PH-qP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/709"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/natep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}