{"id":125,"date":"2003-12-23T17:24:01","date_gmt":"2003-12-23T21:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/2003\/12\/23\/bah-humbug-by-the-way-from-gore-vida"},"modified":"2012-05-04T00:06:22","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T04:06:22","slug":"bah-humbug-by-the-way-from-gore-vidal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/2003\/12\/23\/bah-humbug-by-the-way-from-gore-vidal\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Bah Humbug,&#8221; by the way, from Gore Vidal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a461'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"4\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gore Vidal walks with a cane these days.&nbsp; His compensation at a joint reading in Provincetown not long ago was discovering that ancient nemesis Norman Mailer gets around on two canes.&nbsp; Great entertainer and great complainer, <IMG hspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tribeofman.com\/images\/goreface.jpeg\" align=\"right\" vspace=\"10\">Vidal is a grimly erudite old comic who still fills the house, and whose repartee is not all repertoire.&nbsp; In our <A href=\"http:\/\/media.skybuilders.com\/Lydon\/vidal.mp3\">conversation<\/A> in Cambridge, which I offer as a Christmas <A href=\"http:\/\/media.skybuilders.com\/Lydon\/vidal.mp3\">bon-bon<\/A>, I asked him, as the novelist of <EM><STRONG><A href=\"http:\/\/books.fantasticfiction.co.uk\/n4\/n24087.htm?authorid=2991\">Empire<\/A><\/STRONG><\/EM>, whether the plunge in these Bush years from republic to empire was now&nbsp;irreversible.&nbsp; &#8220;Well,&#8221; Vidal replied, &#8220;I think Gibbon would say: no.&nbsp; It&#8217;s highly reversible.&nbsp;&nbsp; And try to step aside when the Capitol falls on you.&nbsp; Ours will go as the others have gone.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"4\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Harry Truman&#8217;s Cold War was the beginning of the end of our Great Republic, in the Vidal litany&#8211;the &#8220;Russians are coming&#8221; campaign when Truman and Dean Acheson knew that the Russians weren&#8217;t going anywhere.&nbsp; &#8220;Senator Vandenberg told Truman: &#8216;if you want this buildup because &#8220;the Russians are coming,&#8221; you&#8217;re going to have to frighten the American people to death or you&#8217;re not going to get any money out of Congress.&#8217;&nbsp; Truman said: &#8216;I&#8217;ll take care of that,&#8217; and he did!&#8221;<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"4\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gore Vidal can&#8217;t be taken straight, but it&#8217;s hard as well to shake his scathing contempt.&nbsp; His heroes in <A href=\"http:\/\/media.skybuilders.com\/Lydon\/vidal.mp3\">conversation<\/A> turn out to be General U. S. Grant&#8211;for writing in his celebrated memoirs that our Civil War was God&#8217;s judgment and retribution for the cruel folly of our war on Mexico; Benjamin Franklin&#8211;for forseeing the corruption of the people; and John Quincy Adams&#8211;for the Munroe Doctrine and his warning not to &#8220;seek out monsters to destroy&#8221; in the world.&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"4\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Of the living, Vidal speaks nothing but evil.&nbsp; &#8220;The cheerleader from Andover&#8221; is the worst of a very bad lot.&nbsp; Howard Dean &#8220;assessed the unpopularity of the war, but you can&#8217;t just do anger at the war.&nbsp; For a second act, why not restore the Constitution and the Bill of Rights? Take your stand on the recovery of our liberties.&#8221;&nbsp; Wesley Clark&#8217;s resume is too long: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like these men of great accomplishment who&#8217;ve accomplished nothing, and who mean nothing.&#8221;&nbsp; Of Dennis Kucinich: &#8220;The hair is deplorable&#8230; but it&#8217;s the only negative thing I can say about him.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"4\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sum of it all is&nbsp;the vanity of&nbsp;Marlowe&#8217;s Tamburlaine. &#8220;I think: &#8216;Is it not passing brave to be a king, and ride in triumph through Persepolis?&#8217;&nbsp; This is what you&#8217;re up against.&nbsp; It&#8217;s just ambition.&nbsp; King-of-the-Castle is what they&#8217;re playing.&nbsp; Well, I want a better castle, suitable for a better king.&nbsp; So this system isn&#8217;t going to give it to us.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"4\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There&#8217;s nothing the slightest bit encouraging here except Gore Vidal himself and the indomitable fierceness of his campaign to reprove us, improve us and amuse us, all at the same time.&nbsp; The overflow Cambridge crowd ate him up, and I hope you will, too.&nbsp; Listen <A href=\"http:\/\/media.skybuilders.com\/Lydon\/vidal.mp3\">here<\/A>.<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"4\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We remember also Dickens&#8217; Mrs. Cratchit: &#8220;It should be Christmas Day, I am sure on which one drinks the health of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge.&#8221;&nbsp; <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"4\">And Bob Cratchit&#8217;s mild reply: &#8220;My dear&#8230; Christmas Day.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"4\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Merry Christmas to one and all.<\/FONT><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gore Vidal walks with a cane these days.&nbsp; His compensation at a joint reading in Provincetown not long ago was discovering that ancient nemesis Norman Mailer gets around on two canes.&nbsp; Great entertainer and great complainer, Vidal is a grimly erudite old comic who still fills the house, and whose repartee is not all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1340,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1340"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":195,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions\/195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/lydondev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}