{"id":99,"date":"2005-04-12T05:48:06","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T09:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/2005\/04\/12\/things-you-never-knew-existed\/"},"modified":"2005-04-12T05:48:06","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T09:48:06","slug":"things-you-never-knew-existed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/2005\/04\/12\/things-you-never-knew-existed\/","title":{"rendered":"Things you never knew existed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a856'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;, Inc.  A few sample items.  <\/p>\n<p><b>A game of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnsonsmith.com\/website\/store\/product_detail.asp?UID=2005041204233719&amp;item_no=28447&amp;keyword=JHFEAT&amp;cat_keyword=&amp;search_page_no=1\">Roulette<\/a><\/b>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;Feel the fear!  Fear isn&#8217;t the only thing you&#8217;ll feel when you play this exciting game of chance&#8230;. Not recommended for small children, cowards, the extremely unlucky, or persons with a medical condition.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><b>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnsonsmith.com\/website\/store\/product_detail.asp?UID=2005041204233719&amp;item_no=29605&amp;keyword=JFUN&amp;cat_keyword=JFUN&amp;search_page_no=12\">coughing ashtray<\/a><\/b>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n Hilarious gag that will have them laughing (and hopefully quitting smoking) instead of coughing! &#8230;4&#8243; square.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><b>Removable body <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnsonsmith.com\/website\/store\/product_detail.asp?UID=2005041204233719&amp;item_no=29625+01&amp;keyword=JFUN&amp;cat_keyword=JFUN&amp;search_page_no=15\">tattoos<\/a><\/b>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nNow you can get inked by night and keep your day job&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I won&#8217;t go into the farting pens, monkeys, and aerosol cans that litter the site; these are things I was <i>glad<\/i> I didn&#8217;t know existed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;, Inc. A few sample items. A game of Roulette: &#8220;Feel the fear! Fear isn&#8217;t the only thing you&#8217;ll feel when you play this exciting game of chance&#8230;. Not recommended for small children, cowards, the extremely unlucky, or persons with a medical condition.&#8221; A coughing ashtray: Hilarious gag that will have them laughing (and hopefully [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":135,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[207],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-indescribable"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/135"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}