{"id":742,"date":"2010-10-13T14:46:23","date_gmt":"2010-10-13T18:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/?p=742"},"modified":"2010-10-13T14:46:23","modified_gmt":"2010-10-13T18:46:23","slug":"you-cant-escape-the-drama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/2010\/10\/13\/you-cant-escape-the-drama\/","title":{"rendered":"you can&#8217;t escape the drama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rule #1 of parting ways with one&#8217;s film \/ project \/ company : make a flashy exit.\u00a0 It&#8217;s expected.\u00a0 passing out letters to every coworker except an isolated few is ok; a surprise announcement at a large convocation, or in some other public place, is even better.\u00a0 Bonus points for catching the fringe of a press conference, but calling your own ruins the whole thing.<\/p>\n<p>Rule #2 : separation anxiety loves company.\u00a0 remind everyone how invaluable you were.\u00a0 explicit pointers to personal feats can&#8217;t hurt; some people have short memories.\u00a0 leave a personal note for anyone who has indicated they wouldn&#8217;t know what to do without you.\u00a0 don&#8217;t be mean; it&#8217;s more effective to be regretful.<\/p>\n<p>Rule #3 : find a suitable fall-guy.\u00a0 suggest that he\/they are directly responsible for any troubles, not just your own.\u00a0 personal dramas are so declasse. \u00a0 make sure this is something fundamental, institutional, endemic.\u00a0 If your company has many branches or regions, it should touch on all of them. \u00a0 extend the analogy to previous companies touched by the same person or group; this is no place for understatement.<\/p>\n<p>Rule #4 : exit early, exit often.\u00a0 every transition is an opportunity, make the most of this one.\u00a0 two Oprah appearances is too many, but you can have as many late-night television spots as you can stomach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rule #1 of parting ways with one&#8217;s film \/ project \/ company : make a flashy exit.\u00a0 It&#8217;s expected.\u00a0 passing out letters to every coworker except an isolated few is ok; a surprise announcement at a large convocation, or in some other public place, is even better.\u00a0 Bonus points for catching the fringe of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":435,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/435"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":744,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions\/744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}