{"id":611,"date":"2004-05-06T23:57:36","date_gmt":"2004-05-07T03:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/2004\/05\/06\/1lovexonna\/"},"modified":"2004-05-06T23:57:36","modified_gmt":"2004-05-07T03:57:36","slug":"1lovexonna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/2004\/05\/06\/1lovexonna\/","title":{"rendered":"1&#8230;Love&#8230;xONNA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a435'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Leave it to those slap-happy clowns at globalsecurity.org to keep on top of breaking news like the temperature range and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globalsecurity.org\/eye\/beevillelove.htm\">female body count<\/a> in placid agricultural regions of Texas like <b>Bee County<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leave it to those slap-happy clowns at globalsecurity.org to keep on top of breaking news like the temperature range and female body count in placid agricultural regions of Texas like Bee County.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":135,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-null"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/135"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}