{"id":329,"date":"2003-05-11T20:39:04","date_gmt":"2003-05-12T00:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/phillyindy\/"},"modified":"2003-05-11T20:39:04","modified_gmt":"2003-05-12T00:39:04","slug":"phillyindy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/phillyindy\/","title":{"rendered":"Philadelphia&#8217;s Best : May 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a31'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>Just a taste of this wonderful paper, from the backpage:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT size=\"4\"><STRONG><U>Monthly Forecast<\/U>:<\/STRONG><\/FONT>&nbsp; 21 WEDNESDAY<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <STRONG>Fire in the Disco<\/STRONG>; 10p.m. &#8211; 2:08 a.m.; <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; @SoMa, 33 S. Third St.; Free; 21+<\/P><br \/>\n<P>They said his music was too loud but he wouldn&#8217;t turn it down.&nbsp; They said his pants were too tight but they couldn&#8217;t get them off.&nbsp; They even tried to make him change the name, but it was too late, because there were too many fliers, and pretty soon it didn&#8217;t even matter, because the bar did pretty good for a Wednesday, and nobody ever went home alone.&nbsp; <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Every Wednesday.&nbsp; Equal in guilt and intensity to sex with a head of state, but with fewer subpoenas and no regrets.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a taste of this wonderful paper, from the backpage: Monthly Forecast:&nbsp; 21 WEDNESDAY &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fire in the Disco; 10p.m. &#8211; 2:08 a.m.; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; @SoMa, 33 S. Third St.; Free; 21+ They said his music was too loud but he wouldn&#8217;t turn it down.&nbsp; They said his pants were too tight but they couldn&#8217;t get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":135,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-329","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/135"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/longestnow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}