\nThis entry will begin with a public service announcement. Snap bracelets, which had once been removed from the public market as a response to accidental suicides that they had caused, still boast the same sharp metal insides that got them in trouble in the first place. Yesterday, while playing with my University Health Services “Thrive” snap bracelet, I received a very precise slice in my right middle finger. I have since disposed of the menacing bracelet. If possible, avoid the 80s nostalgia and save a life.\n<\/p>\n
\nA new copy of my thesis has been posted, replacing the September 14 draft. Less than a month is left for its completion. Would that we lived inside a Kerr blackhole, then I could construct a Carter time machine, go back, and start earlier. In fact, who’s to say we’re not within the horizon of some really massive, slowly rotating blackhole? I guess causality does. So strike that. Read the thesis. I’m going to MIT to get a book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This entry will begin with a public service announcement. Snap bracelets, which had once been removed from the public market as a response to accidental suicides that they had caused, still boast the same sharp metal insides that got them … Continue reading