{"id":233,"date":"2007-02-18T19:50:47","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T23:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/2007\/02\/18\/current-event-mad-libs\/"},"modified":"2007-02-19T13:24:18","modified_gmt":"2007-02-19T17:24:18","slug":"current-event-mad-libs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/2007\/02\/18\/current-event-mad-libs\/","title":{"rendered":"Current Event Mad Libs"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nSo I’ve been itching to respond to retired Miami Heat’s Tim Hardaway’s full and public disclosure of his sweeping hatred. (If you missed it, check out the article on CBS Sportsline<\/a>, for example.)\n<\/p>\n

\nI’m not going to give some holier-than-thou exegesis of social ills or anything like that. There are too many others out there who’ve already done that<\/a> for me. Besides that’s not how I roll. I’m going to leave up to you, the informed reader, to decide how you feel. I just want to situate his comments so that we’re in a better position to judge it. To begin, though, here’s what the AP reported Hardaway said:<\/p>\n

\nYou know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don’t like gay people and I don’t like to be around gay people. I’m homophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\nThe fact that Hardaway is commenting on gays is almost irrelevant. Let’s see how his words sound when we make a few substitutions.<\/p>\n

\nYou know, I hate black people, so I let it be known. I don’t like black people and I don’t like to be around black people. I’m blackophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now how about another go at it?<\/p>\n

\nYou know, I hate blue-eyed people, so I let it be known. I don’t like blue-eyed people and I don’t like to be around blue-eyed people. I’m blue-eyedophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\nThat could be funnier. Let’s fill in something outrageous.<\/p>\n

\nYou know, I hate iguanas and carrot cake, so I let it be known. I don’t like iguanas and carrot cake and I don’t like to be around iguanas and carrot cake. I’m iguana-and-carrot-cake-ophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\nNow, let’s try just one more time. Then you can go back to work.\n<\/p>\n

\nYou know, I hate dignity, so I let it be known. I don’t like dignity and I don’t like to be around dignity. I’m dignophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\nThat’s it. Mull over what you’ve read, and report back on what you’ve learned from it.\n<\/p>\n

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