{"id":230,"date":"2007-02-12T12:35:41","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T16:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/2007\/02\/12\/a-conversation\/"},"modified":"2007-02-16T14:02:42","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T18:02:42","slug":"a-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/2007\/02\/12\/a-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"A Conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nSetting: a cramped kitchen.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>Andrew:<\/b> Did you know that all the [Nintendo] Mario music was written by a blind, Japanese man?<br \/>\n<b>DJ:<\/b> <i>[Enters through the bathroom door, crosses in front of Andrew hastily.]<\/i> My mother was a blind, Japanese man. <i>[Exists through the kitchen door; leaves it open.]<\/i><\/br><br \/>\n<b>Andrew:<\/b> But how can that be?<\/br><br \/>\n<b>Josh:<\/b> Genetics. <i>[Said while exiting through the kitchen door, closing it quickly behind him.]<\/i>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>[End scene.]<\/b>\n<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\" color=\"#999\">Technorati Tags:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/nintendo\" rel=\"tag\">nintendo<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/sarcasm\" rel=\"tag\">sarcasm<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/play\" rel=\"tag\">play<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/theater\" rel=\"tag\">theater<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/japanese\" rel=\"tag\">japanese<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/genetics\" rel=\"tag\">genetics<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Setting: a cramped kitchen. Andrew: Did you know that all the [Nintendo] Mario music was written by a blind, Japanese man? DJ: [Enters through the bathroom door, crosses in front of Andrew hastily.] My mother was a blind, Japanese man. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/2007\/02\/12\/a-conversation\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":102,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114,138],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/102"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/jreyes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}