{"id":569,"date":"2004-10-03T13:11:34","date_gmt":"2004-10-03T17:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/2004\/10\/03\/really-boring-childrens-books\/"},"modified":"2004-10-03T13:11:34","modified_gmt":"2004-10-03T17:11:34","slug":"really-boring-childrens-books","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/2004\/10\/03\/really-boring-childrens-books\/","title":{"rendered":"Really Boring Children&#8217;s Books"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a935'><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>Springtime? Taxtime!<\/br><br \/>\nThe New Drapes<\/br><br \/>\nLet&#8217;s All Have a Bottle of Water!<\/br><br \/>\nThe Two Weeks After Christmas<\/br><br \/>\nStaring at Your Shoes and Other Games<\/br><br \/>\nThe Big Book of Paper Clips<\/br><br \/>\nOne Wall, Two Walls, Three Walls, Four!<\/br><br \/>\nMom Folds the Towels and Then Puts Them Away<\/br><br \/>\nB Is for Beige<\/br><br \/>\nThe Long Drive to the Small Town to Visit Childless Relatives<\/br><br \/>\nSally Finds a Stick<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\nA los seis a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Springtime? Taxtime! The New Drapes Let&#8217;s All Have a Bottle of Water! The Two Weeks After Christmas Staring at Your Shoes and Other Games The Big Book of Paper Clips One Wall, Two Walls, Three Walls, Four! Mom Folds the Towels and Then Puts Them Away B Is for Beige The Long Drive to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":240,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1458],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ionstories"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/240"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}