{"id":452,"date":"2004-02-27T14:43:27","date_gmt":"2004-02-27T18:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/2004\/02\/27\/viernes-san-viernes\/"},"modified":"2004-02-27T14:43:27","modified_gmt":"2004-02-27T18:43:27","slug":"viernes-san-viernes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/2004\/02\/27\/viernes-san-viernes\/","title":{"rendered":"Viernes, San viernes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a644'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Y cito a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuckitwasfunny.com\/\">Eurotrash<\/a>, sin posibilidad, me temo, hacerlo al post exacto:<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>You know it&#8217;s been a good night out when: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nYou wake up fully clothed, but your bra is next to you, nestling on a pillow. <\/p>\n<p>\nYour coat is in your bathroom, along with your self-respect. <\/p>\n<p>\nYou know you passed through Christopher St PATH station at some point but don&#8217;t remember a thing about it. <\/p>\n<p>\nYou find the business card of a toner-cartridge salesman in your pocket and you wonder if you snogged him. <\/p>\n<p>\nYou have to ring your own cellphone to find it. It&#8217;s in your pocket. Who&#8217;d have thought? <\/p>\n<p>\nYou have exchanged cryptic text messages with someone and you don&#8217;t know who they are. <\/p>\n<p>\nDid you get a cab home? Did you walk? Did you fly? Did you talk to anyone? Were you embarrassing? Do bears shit in the woods? <\/p>\n<p>\nThere&#8217;s a faint tang of vomit somewhere in the air, but nothing identifiable in your apartment. Hurrah! <\/p>\n<p>\nAll your money is gone. <\/p>\n<p>\nAnd you pawned your self-esteem to cover the taxi fare. <\/p>\n<p>\nYour mascara has taken up residence on your cheek bones. Heroin chic, baby. <\/p>\n<p>\nYou have a large bruise on your thigh where you always have a large bruise on your thigh but you never know how it gets there. <\/p>\n<p>\nThey closed the last bar you went into. For good. <\/p>\n<p>\nYou woke up with a hobbit. <\/p>\n<p>\nNone of your friends will ever speak to you again.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/i><\/p>\n<p>\nY nosotros que nos vamos a pasar el viernes noche leyendo a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cyberiad.info\/english\/main.htm\">Lem<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.fuckitwasfunny.com\/'>Viernes, San viernes &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y cito a Eurotrash, sin posibilidad, me temo, hacerlo al post exacto: You know it&#8217;s been a good night out when: You wake up fully clothed, but your bra is next to you, nestling on a pillow. Your coat is in your bathroom, along with your self-respect. You know you passed through Christopher St PATH [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":240,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1458],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ionstories"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/240"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ionblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}