{"id":28,"date":"2005-02-25T12:31:01","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T17:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/2005\/02\/25\/how-to-get-a-date-on-the-internet\/"},"modified":"2005-02-25T12:31:01","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T17:31:01","slug":"how-to-get-a-date-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/2005\/02\/25\/how-to-get-a-date-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"How to get a date on the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a494'><\/a><\/p>\n<p> This was just too funny.  Thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wooj.org\/\">wooj<\/a>,  you made my evening. <\/p>\n<p> <em> <\/p>\n<p> No, I don&#8217;t have a girlfriend, so if you&#8217;re interested, please send me the following items for my review of your candidacy: <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> Four photographs &#8212; two facial close-ups and two full-body shots, preferably dressed in a swimsuit (or even better, nothing at all).\n<li> Official transcripts showing your grades since college (I don&#8217;t want my kids to be dumb).\n<li> A 1000-word &#8220;Statement of Purpose&#8221; on why you wish to be my girlfriend. Must indicate clear intent, philosophy on relationships, outlook on life, preferred positions in bed&#8230; <\/ol>\n<p> You will be notified within 14 days if you are deemed qualified for an in-person interview. <\/p>\n<p> <\/em> <\/p>\n<p> I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be getting the ladies coming in droves at this point. <\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wooj.org\/archives\/000478_more_fan_mail.html\">Read the rest yourself<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was just too funny. Thanks wooj, you made my evening. No, I don&#8217;t have a girlfriend, so if you&#8217;re interested, please send me the following items for my review of your candidacy: Four photographs &#8212; two facial close-ups and two full-body shots, preferably dressed in a swimsuit (or even better, nothing at all). Official [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":704,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/704"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/hoanga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}