{"id":50,"date":"2006-11-18T14:26:49","date_gmt":"2006-11-18T18:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/guorui\/2006\/11\/18\/bin-laden-clames-never-again-attack-ch"},"modified":"2006-11-18T14:53:55","modified_gmt":"2006-11-18T18:53:55","slug":"bin-laden-clames-never-again-attack-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/guorui\/2006\/11\/18\/bin-laden-clames-never-again-attack-china\/","title":{"rendered":"bin Laden clames never again attack China"},"content":{"rendered":"

CAMBRIDGE, MA, Nov. 18–al-Qaeda<\/a> released a video today with Osama bin Laden’s instruction to his followers never again attack China.<\/p>\n

The video was released through the Arabic television channel Al-Jazeera, again, which said today that it received the latest videotaped message from al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden at its offices in the Pakistani capital.<\/p>\n

Al-Qaeda had sent five terrorists to China, but none of them succeeded, according to the released video. “Nothing is more unproductive than fighting Chinese government,\u201d complained bin Laden, “nothing.”<\/p>\n

One of his followers, in black mask, continued to explain,<\/p>\n

“We sent five great men to China. The first went to explode a multi-level crossing bridge, but was lost on it and got too dizzy when looking for a way out. The second went to explode a public transportation vehicle (a bus), but it was too crowded for him to get on. The third went to explode a supermarket, but the remote control for the bomb was stolen. The fourth went to explode a business building, but when tried to get in, he was crazily punched by the security and thrown out– ‘Don’t fool me! You are coming to ask for salary, to protest!’ At last the fifth person succeeded to explode a Coal Mine<\/span>, killed several hundreds and came back. But unfortunately, because his supervisor had not seen any news report from China for a long time, he was executed for lying, according to our discipline manual.”<\/p>\n

He concluded, “We are not going to do touch China any more.”<\/p>\n

A news spokesperson jumped in, \u201cLatest news,\u201d said him, \u201cour source for this piece was identified by the Gold Shield of Chinese government (an internet info filter), but he managed to escape any way, \u201d the spokesperson stopped for a second, and then continued, \u201che claimed he was a joke writer.\u201d<\/p>\n

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