{"id":9999,"date":"2008-09-23T16:19:51","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T21:19:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/?p=9999"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:53:19","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:53:19","slug":"automatic-doors-make-terrible-bulletin-boards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2008\/09\/23\/automatic-doors-make-terrible-bulletin-boards\/","title":{"rendered":"automatic doors make terrible bulletin boards [with sequel added July 2010]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0171_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10002\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0171_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"109\" height=\"92\" \/><\/a> ..\u00a0 <strong><em>G<\/em><\/strong>ranted, the handy rule of thumb you see in our headline is not an earth-shattering piece of wisdom.\u00a0 It hasn&#8217;t been passed down for generations in my family either. But, it came to me rather quickly a few days ago, when I tried to read the notice found at the head of this paragraph.\u00a0 For the past week or so, that piece of paper has been prominently posted on both entry doors of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scpl.org\/branch_libraries\/index.html\">Central Library<\/a> building of our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scpl.org\/branches\/\">Schenectady County Public Library<\/a>. Despite several attempts at reading the notice, all I can say for sure at this point  is that workmen participating in an Asbestos Abatement Program will be at the 99 Clinton St. Central Library to remove some asbestos sometime soon. Although the information is surely contained in the posted message, I still don&#8217;t know which contractor is handling the task nor when the removal will take place, or if the building will be shut down during the operation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0168.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10003\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0168-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"270\" height=\"203\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;padding-left: 60px\"><em>&#8212; northern entrance <\/em> <em>Central Library &#8212; <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/scplcentralclosed_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/scplcentralclosed_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"148\" height=\"38\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You see, the Notice moves to the left as soon as one approaches it.\u00a0 That&#8217;s because it&#8217;s attached to an automatic door that slides open when you get near it, and then slides back rather quickly once you pass through.\u00a0 Yes, I tried scooting over to peruse the Notice in that moment when the door stops after fully opening, but it begins sliding back to close as soon as one steps out of the entryway.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/shlep\/files\/2007\/02\/doorFront.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/> Sure, I could probably wait for a long line of entering Library patrons to pass through the doorway, or get someone to stand on the sensor pad a few moments, to let me to read the Notice while the door is fully open &#8212; or even come back when the Library is closed and the door is locked &#8212; but, that&#8217;s a lot of work and sort of beside the point for any self-respecting curmudgeon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">I&#8217;m going to assume that whoever posted the Notice on those two automatic doors did it when they were locked &#8212; otherwise, there should have been an epiphany leading to the discovery of my Terrible Bulletin Board Maxim.\u00a0 If the doors were turned on and doing their sliding thing, I&#8217;d love to have seen the Affixation Moment, and the look on the Affixer&#8217;s face.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em>.. Southern Entrance SCPL Central Library ..<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0171.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10004\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0171-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"147\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As you can see, there were quite a few stationary spots near the entrance, where one might have affixed an Important Notice.\u00a0 Prof. Yabut, our legal issue-spotter, wonders whether an obligation to post a notice could be properly satisfied, when it&#8217;s been placed on an automatic door.\u00a0 If the entire <em>f\/k\/a <\/em>Gang had not missed its afternoon nap, we might have tried some quick research to see whether the issue has been adjudicated.\u00a0 However, even when we&#8217;re in procrastination mode, we try to have better things to do with our time and limited energy.\u00a0 Enterprising law students, associates who have already met their September billable hours quota, or really bored law professors and webloggers out there, are nonetheless encouraged to pursue the legal point and let us know the results of your research or brain-storming. [<em>follow-up<\/em>: Two years later, I did the research and the results can be found in the update below dated July 3, 2010.]<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/automaticdoorspro.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10005\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/automaticdoorspro.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"65\" height=\"65\" \/><\/a> .. <strong><em>I<\/em><\/strong>n case you ever have to post a Notice or are contesting whether notice has been properly made, we repeat:\u00a0 <em>Be it Swinging, Sliding, Telescopic or Bifolding, an automatic door makes a terrible bulletin board<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;text-align: right\"><strong><em>afterwords<\/em><\/strong> (8PM): Thanks to Jo-Ann Schrom for posting this posting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rotterdamny.info\/m-1222212532\/s-new\/\">at her Rotterdam NY Info site<\/a>.\u00a0 As the regulars at the Rotterdam online community regularly have enjoyable and interesting perspectives, I&#8217;ll be clicking the link to see what they think of those sliding doors.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;text-align: right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-SouthDoorSign.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"south entry of the  Schenectady County Public Library building showing posted Asbestos  Removal Notice on an automatic sliding door - 26Jun2010\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-SouthDoorSign-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"189\" height=\"251\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;text-align: right\">&#8211; <em>deja vu<\/em> &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><strong>follow-up frustration<\/strong><\/em> (July 3, 2010):\u00a0 After the handful of haiku below you will find &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/movingmessage\"><em>a moving message from the Schenectady County [NY] Public Library<\/em><\/a>&#8220;, with the second chapter  in this aggravating tale.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>May morning<br \/>\nthe door opens<br \/>\nbefore I knock<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px\">. . . . by John Stevenson &#8211; from <em>Some of the Silence<\/em><\/p>\n<p>birdsong<br \/>\nopening the sliding door<br \/>\nin her red pajamas<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/..\/shlep\/files\/2007\/02\/doorFrontF.jpg\" alt=\"doorFrontF\" width=\"20\" height=\"54\" \/> . . . . by paul m. &#8211; <em>A New Resonance 2<\/em> &amp; <em>Frogpond<\/em> XXII:1<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px\">through the open door . . .<br \/>\nher smile doesn\u2019t forgive<br \/>\nall my sins<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">. . . . by Randy Brooks &#8211; <em>School\u2019s Out<\/em> (1999)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em><strong>Part II <\/strong><\/em>(July 3, 2010)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong><em> <a href=\"http:\/\/giacalonephotos.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/07\/libdoor-2jul10-decals.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"notice and decals on sliding door at the north entrance of the central branch of the Schenectady County Public Library - 02Jul2010\" src=\"http:\/\/giacalonephotos.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/07\/libdoor-2jul10-decals.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"67\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> a moving message from the Schenectady County [NY] Public Library <\/em><\/strong>(posted July 3, 2010)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0168.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0168-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"228\" height=\"171\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">&#8211; click on any photo for a larger version &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>A<\/em><\/strong>bout two years ago, I tried but failed to read the  above sign, which was posted on the northside entry door of the central  branch of the Schenectady County Public Library [SCPL], located at   99 Clinton St. (corner of Liberty        and Clinton Streets, across from City Hall).\u00a0 The experience resulted  in the piece posted above, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2008\/09\/23\/automatic-doors-make-terrible-bulletin-boards\/\">automatic  doors make terrible bulletin boards<\/a>&#8220;, dated September 23, 2008.<\/p>\n<p>As I explained at the time:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">[T]he  Notice moves to the left as soon as one approaches it.\u00a0  That\u2019s because  it\u2019s attached to an automatic door that slides open when  you get near  it, and then slides back rather quickly once you pass  through.\u00a0 Yes, I  tried scooting over to peruse the Notice in that moment  when the door  stops after fully opening, but it begins sliding back to  close as soon  as one steps out of the entryway.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">Sure, I  could probably wait for a long line of entering Library  patrons to pass  through the doorway, or get someone to stand on the  sensor pad a few  moments, to let me to read the Notice while the door is  fully open \u2014 or  even come back when the Library is closed and the door  is locked \u2014  but, that\u2019s a lot of work and sort of beside the point for  any  self-respecting curmudgeon.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see, there is plenty of stationary glass available for   posting a notice immediately on either side of the sliding automatic  door:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"south entrance to the central branch of the  Schenectady County   Public Library - September 2008\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/img_0171.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"203\" height=\"152\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Back in September 2008, I brought this problem to the attention of  the staff of the Library, including several reference librarians. The  response ranged from complete agreement and vowing to take it up with  the Powers That Be, to acknowledging that I had a point, to total  indifference (with a touch of annoyance that I would even bring it up).\u00a0  I tried through email to reach further up the decision-making ladder.<\/p>\n<p>Despite my efforts, including pointing out the folly here at <em>f\/k\/a<\/em> (which back then was active and got a couple thousand visits a day),  nothing changed at all.\u00a0 Important Notices to the public have continued  to be affixed to the two sets of automatic entry doors at the Library.\u00a0\u00a0  Cementing my reputation as a grumpy old man, I&#8217;ve occasionally mentioned the subject to Library staff for almost two  years, but to no avail &#8212; <em>despite<\/em> how simple it would be to put  the Notices on a stationary spot.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Asbestos Removal Notice on automatic sliding door at the north entrance of the central branch of the Schenectady County Public Library - 26Jun2010\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-SouthDoorSign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"151\" height=\"201\" \/> . . . This follow-up second chapter in this sliding-door bulletin-board tale was provoked after  having no success at all trying to read the sign at the head of this paragraph on  the same  Library  door, on June 26, 20<em>10<\/em>.\u00a0 Because I had no pressing appointments, I went inside to complain.\u00a0 Then, I remembered that my camera was in my car, so I fetched it and snapped away.\u00a0 (I even took a little movie of me trying to approach the sign to read it, and then moving with the door as it slid away.)<\/p>\n<p>After I quickly stepped to the side to follow the moving door, the sign stopped just long enough &#8212; and the font on the heading was just large enough &#8212; for me to catch that it was Notification of an Asbestos Removal Project.\u00a0 I could not, however, catch any dates or other details.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a close-up of the sign and a snapshot of it posted on the southside entry sliding door, where it was also posted, and difficult to see in all the glare:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-SouthEntrance.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11362\" title=\"Asbestos Removal Project notification sign on the south entrance sliding door at the central branch of the Schenectady County Public Library - 26Jun201\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-SouthEntrance-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"196\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-SouthEntrance-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-SouthEntrance.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><\/a> . . . <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-notice.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11361 alignnone\" title=\"Asbestos Removal Project notification on the south entrance sliding door at the central branch of the Schenectady County Public Library - 26Jun2010\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-notice-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-notice-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-notice.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><em>&#8211; notice of an Asbestos Removal Project given by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoovers.com\/company\/Jupiter_Environmental_Services_Inc\/kxrfxhxkx-1.html\">Jupiter Environmental Services<\/a> of Albany NY\u00a0 &#8211;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Then, while at the Library for normal activities on Friday, July 1, I noticed that there seemed to be a little less glare, so I decided to try to take a better shot of the doorway and sign in the north entrance.\u00a0 I asked a librarian I knew who was heading out for lunch if she would stand still in the doorway long enough for me to take a picture of the sign at rest.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">When the door and sign did slide over, I realized two things: 1) there was still far to much glare to readily read &#8212; or even notice &#8212; the sign; and 2) once the door is fully opened, the sign in the Library&#8217;s north entryway is obstructed behind another sign.\u00a0 See for yourself:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-11363\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2008\/09\/23\/automatic-doors-make-terrible-bulletin-boards\/libdoor-2jul2010-ndglare\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11363\" title=\"asbestos removal notification on sliding door with the bright glare of sunlight (and behind another sign) at the central branch of the Schenectady County Public Library - 02Jul2010\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-2Jul2010-NDglare-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-2Jul2010-NDglare-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-2Jul2010-NDglare.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a> . . . <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-2Jul2010-NoDOpen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11364\" title=\"asbestos removal notification on sliding door with the bright glare of sunlight (and behind another sign) at the central branch of the Schenectady County Public Library - 02Jul2010\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-2Jul2010-NoDOpen-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"186\" height=\"248\" srcset=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-2Jul2010-NoDOpen-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-2Jul2010-NoDOpen.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 186px) 100vw, 186px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">When the topic first arose in 2008, I was too <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through\">lazy<\/span> busy with more pressing things to dig up the law that I assumed existed mandating the asbestos removal notice.\u00a0 But, this time I have several items on my to-do last that require procrastination, so I decided to do the needed research. Thanks to Mr. Google, my search took less than a minute. (It was only in posting the photo of the notice a few minutes ago that I discovered at the lower right corner of the Notice a reference to the law in question, 12NYCRR56.)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the  notification requirement for  removal of asbestos (large and small  projects) under\u00a0 the New York State  Department of Labor&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.labor.state.ny.us\/workerprotection\/safetyhealth\/subpart56-8.shtm\">Industrial   Code Rule 56 (Asbestos)<\/a> (emphasis added):<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">\u00a7  56-8.1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0General requirements-large and small asbestos projects.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">(b)  Signs.\u00a0\u00a0Caution signs shall be posted at all locations and  approaches to  a location where airborne concentrations of asbestos may  exceed ambient  background levels. <em>Signs shall be posted that permit a  person to read  the sign and take the necessary protective measures to  avoid exposure<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-notice.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Asbestos Removal Project notification on the south entrance  sliding door at the central branch of the Schenectady County Public  Library - 26Jun2010\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2008\/09\/LibDoor-26Jun10-notice-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"53\" height=\"68\" \/><\/a> That&#8217;s right:\u00a0 People are supposed to be able to <em>actually read<\/em> the sign. Although staff members might get further information about the removal timing and process, how else could members of the public be on notice to take action to avoid &#8220;the airborne concentration of asbestos&#8221; that may result from the removal process?\u00a0 It seems to me that a sign posted on a working automatic door  does <em>not<\/em> permit a normal, reasonably-agile human being &#8220;to read the sign&#8221;, much less those who are less spry.\u00a0  And, I hope the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.labor.state.ny.us\/workerprotection\/safetyhealth\/DOSH_ASBESTOS.shtm\">NYS   Asbestos Control Bureau<\/a> would agree.<\/p>\n<p>According to the NYS <a href=\"http:\/\/www.labor.state.ny.us\/workerprotection\/floodasbestos.shtm\">Labor Department website<\/a>, it is &#8220;the licensed asbestos contractor who will be required to abate the asbestos  in accordance with Code Rule 56.&#8221;\u00a0 So, it seems that the folks at Jupiter Environmental Controls are ultimately the &#8220;responsible party&#8221; here under the law, even if they delegated the physical posting task to the Library personnel.\u00a0 Of course, it is even more absurd, if Jupiter does post the signs itself.\u00a0 Companies who must give these notifications as part of their normal operations shouldn&#8217;t be placing the signs in such a haphazard and nonsensical manner (especially firms who charge as much for their services as do certified asbestos removers). Nonetheless, given how obvious it is that the problem exists and how easy it would be to remedy it, once on notice from me of how difficult it is for those entering the building to read the signs, it was the Library&#8217;s duty to fix the affixation problem. That&#8217;s the least they owe their staff, their patrons, and the County&#8217;s taxpayers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">You can share this posting with others using the short URL: <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/movingmessage\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/movingmessage<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">If interested in asking State or County officials to stop putting important notices on automatic doors, use this contact information:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The NYS <a href=\"http:\/\/www.labor.state.ny.us\/workerprotection\/safetyhealth\/DOSH_ASBESTOS.shtm\">Asbestos Control Bureau<\/a> Engineering Services Unit: email: ESU.SH@labor.state.ny.us [phone for Albany District Office (518) 457-1255]<\/li>\n<li>Schenectady County Library&#8217;s Director Andy Kulmatiski, through the Library&#8217;s<br \/>\nGeneral Questions email contact: scpl@scpl.org [phone (518) 388-4543]<\/li>\n<li>Bill Marggi, Manager, Jupiter Environmental Services, Albany NY: phone: (518) 435-0700<\/li>\n<li>Kathleen Rooney, [Schenectady] County Manager: email: <a href=\"mailto:Manager@schenectadycounty.com\">Manager@schenectadycounty.com<\/a> [phone: (518) 388-4355]<\/li>\n<li>The Schenectady County Attorney: CountyAttorney@schenectadycounty.com [phone: (518) 388-4700]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>..\u00a0 Granted, the handy rule of thumb you see in our headline is not an earth-shattering piece of wisdom.\u00a0 It hasn&#8217;t been passed down for generations in my family either. 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