{"id":7971,"date":"2007-09-06T13:18:04","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T18:18:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2007\/09\/06\/um-i-confess\/"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:53:43","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:53:43","slug":"um-i-confess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2007\/09\/06\/um-i-confess\/","title":{"rendered":"um, i confess"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2007\/09\/umerardn.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/umthebook.com\/\"><em>Um<\/em> the Book<\/a> ..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><em>W<\/em><\/strong>ith summer gone, it&#8217;s about time to take down that virtual hammock and try to put my, um, chronic procrastinating behind me.   The first task is to create <em>and stick to<\/em> a <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through\">Summer<\/span> Fall To-Read List and Schedule.  A <em>realistic<\/em> list, this time.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>to-read list     <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2007\/06\/nap%20hammock%20gray.gif\" alt=\"napHammock\" width=\"60\" height=\"28\" \/><br \/>\nand summer corn<br \/>\ngrowing, growing<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. by David Giacalone, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wvu.edu\/~lawfac\/jelkins\/legstudforum\/masthead\/cover.html\">Legal Studies Forum<\/a><\/em> XXIX:1 (2005) Reprinted: <a href=\"http:\/\/tarlton.law.utexas.edu\/lpop\/etext\/lsf\/29-1\/giacalone.html\">Law in Popular Culture Collection<\/a>, Univ. of Texas, Tarlton Law Library<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Without a doubt, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelerard.com\/\">Michael Erard<\/a>&#8216;s new book &#8220;<strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Um-Slips-Stumbles-Verbal-Blunders\/dp\/0375423567?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1182717754&amp;sr=8-1\">Um. . .: Slips, Stumbles, and Verbal Blunders, and What They Mean<\/a><\/em><\/strong>&#8221; (Pantheon, August 21, 2007) is at the top of my nonfiction To Read List.  (I just reserved it at our public library, and hope it will arrive right after I finish &#8220;<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Taxi-Social-History-York-Cabdriver\/dp\/080188554X\">Taxi!<\/a>: A Social History of the New York City Cabdriver<\/em>,&#8221; by Graham Russell Gao Hodges.)  National Public Radio featured <em>Um<\/em> last week in a book review segment, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php?storyId=14036334\">Breaking Down the, Uh, Blunders of Speech<\/a>&#8221; (<em>All Things Considered<\/em>, Sept. 1, 2007), and I knew that it was a Need-to-Read for me.  You see, uh, some of my closest blood relatives do an awful lot of umming (my twin &#8220;yums&#8221; conistently) and I&#8217;ve always feared that the little annoying habit is deeply imbedded in my character, through nature and nurture.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Finding a cure &#8212; or, perhaps only an explanation &#8212; has been a secret hope of mine.  Doing so through a book that Prof.  Geoff Nunberg, University of California at Berkeley, calls a &#8220;page-turner&#8221; and &#8220;a fascinating meditation on why blunders happen, and what they tell us about language and ourselves,\u201d is too much to resist.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In the book, journalist Erard categorizes blunders, investigates why we make them and serves up a generous amount of slips, malapropisms and even Bushisms.   In his volume of &#8220;applied blunderology&#8221;, Erard &#8220;found that there are two main categories of blunders: slips of the tongue and <em>speech disfluencies<\/em>.&#8217; A slip happens when a person loses control over their speaking, and disfluencies \u2013 which happen in every language \u2013 are interruption and pause fillers like &#8216;uh&#8217; and &#8216;um&#8217; that we think should constitute smoothly flowing talk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> The most telling use of &#8220;um&#8221; that I could find <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/blame-bar-counsel-for-the-capoccia-scandal\/\">here at <em>f\/k\/a<\/em><\/a> concerned felonious attorney Andrew Capoccia&#8217;s co-conspiring-lawyer-partner Howard Sinnott.  Howard got on the stand at Capoccia&#8217;s criminal trial and, according to <em>The Bennington Banner<\/em> (March 24, 2005)\u201cteared up telling the jury he expects to be disbarred for his crimes.\u201d . . . \u201cSeeing what I\u2019ve done, I\u2019m not sure I have, um,\u201d he said, pausing and looking down, \u201cthe character to practice law.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p><em>the um in her voice<br \/>\nbefore offering me<br \/>\nthe senior discount<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;.. by Carolyn Hall &#8211; <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/New-Resonance-Emerging-Voices-English-Language\/dp\/1893959201\/ref=sr_1_1\/104-9212552-8069535?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1189012743&amp;sr=1-1\"> A New Resonance 2<\/a><\/em>; <em>Frogpond<\/em> XXIII:2<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2007\/09\/umerard.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/> Last month, Erard pinch hit at The Word column of <em>The Boston Globe<\/em> (&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/globe\/ideas\/articles\/2007\/08\/05\/the_beast_within\/\">The Beast Within<\/a>,&#8221; August 5, 2007; <em>via<\/em> Ben Zimmer, of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/itre.cis.upenn.edu\/~myl\/languagelog\/archives\/004788.html\">Language Log<\/a><\/em>, who I hope will soon give us his review of <em>Um<\/em>), and said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8221; It&#8217;s typical to think of verbal blunders as embarrassing slip-ups that we should avoid. But I&#8217;ve just written a whole book about verbal blunders, and I find them fascinating. Why? Because they&#8217;re signs of the wild. Not in the sense of rough or savage, but because they&#8217;re pure and untameable. They provide a window into what humans really are: biological organisms who live in complex groups and have really amazing brains. Blunders of the verbal sort may seem like violations of the order of language, but in fact they&#8217;re spontaneous eruptions of the qualities that gave us this order in the first place.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always loved <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fun-with-words.com\/spoonerisms.html\">Spoonerisms<\/a>, and you can read or listen to an excerpt from  <em>Um<\/em>&#8216;s chapter &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php?storyId=14036334\">The Secrets of Reverend Spooner<\/a>&#8221; at NPR, to see if <em>Um<\/em> belongs on your To-Read List.<\/p>\n<p>schoolgirls take turns<br \/>\nmimicking a stutter\u2013<br \/>\nMarch wind<br \/>\n. . . . . . &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; . . . . Barry George, <em>Frogpond<\/em> XXV:2<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>even for the tongue-tied<br \/>\ncrow of the east&#8230;<br \/>\nspring&#8217;s first dawn<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>stuttering about<br \/>\nthe olden days&#8230;<br \/>\na cuckoo<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>tripping over the dog<br \/>\nagain&#8230;<br \/>\nnight of winter rain<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>tripping<br \/>\non the wrinkles of my hand&#8230;<br \/>\nfirefly<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>today&#8217;s last voice<br \/>\nis raised . . .<br \/>\nsummer cicada<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/haikuguy.com\/issa\/\">Kobayashi Issa<\/a>, translated by David G. Lanoue<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>drunks stumble in and out of her  .<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2007\/09\/umerandf.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nlike cartoon characters\u2014<br \/>\nwet with fallen leaves<br \/>\nthis dark road home<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>one lone cricket<br \/>\nlouder than all the others\u2014<br \/>\nnot one of us<br \/>\nhas ever found the words<br \/>\nto comfort the living<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; tanka by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/andrew-riutta-archive\/\">Andrew Riutta<\/a> &#8211; from<a href=\"http:\/\/www.poetrylives.com\/SimplyHaiku\/SHv4n1\/tanka\/Riutta.html\"><em> Simply Haiku<\/em><\/a> (Spring 2006)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>sudden lightning\u2013<br \/>\nthe street mime<br \/>\nclaps<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. by michael dylan welch &#8211; <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0965781887\/qid=1071240027\/sr=1-2\/ref=sr_1_2\/002-9728616-3404061?v=glance&amp;s=books\">snow on the water<\/a>: The Red Moon Anthology Anthology 1997 of English-Language Haiku 1998<\/em> (Jim Kacian, Ed.)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>winter fog<br \/>\neveryone crowds around<br \/>\nthe mime<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; by ed markowski<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>applauding<br \/>\nthe mime<br \/>\nin our mittens<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>early Alzheimer&#8217;s<br \/>\nshe says she&#8217;ll have . . .<br \/>\nthe usual<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/john-stevenson-archive\/\">John Stevenson<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/1893959449\/qid=1111164588\/sr=11-1\/ref=sr_11_1\/104-1569557-1267912\"><em>Quiet Enough<\/em><\/a> (2004)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>not on<br \/>\nthe tip of my tongue \u2013<br \/>\nthe name of the pretty one<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>a third helping<br \/>\nof Thanksgiving politics<br \/>\nI bite my tongue<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. by dagosan<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2007\/09\/firstpartfreedman.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/> <strong>U<\/strong>m, I don&#8217;t quite know how to say this, but one book that I am not, er, excited about reading cover to cover is the well-critiqued &#8220;<em><a href=\"http:\/\/us.macmillan.com\/Book.aspx?isbn=9780805082234\">The Party of the First Part: The Curious World of Legalese<\/a><\/em>,&#8221; by Adam Freedman (Henry Holt and Co., September 4, 2007).  I&#8217;m simply too burnt out over the fight for the use of Plain English in the legal community, having fought it for three decades (see, <em>e.g<\/em>., this posting at the weblog <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/shlep\/2006\/11\/14\/plain-english-will-cops-follow-courts\/\"><em>shlep<\/em><\/a>), and finding little entertainment value reading about Legalese or battles to defend or obliterate it.  That&#8217;s too bad, since I&#8217;d like to keep Henry Holt publishers happy (I dream, someday, of <em>&#8220;f\/k\/a the book<\/em>,&#8221; which will bring my alter egos to life, while describing the travails of a consumer-client advocate and a Type A with chronic fatigue syndrome).  In addition, I like Freedman&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/thepartyofthefirstpart.blogspot.com\/\">&#8220;The Party of the First Part&#8221; Weblog<\/a>, where you will find both information on his &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/thepartyofthefirstpart.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/announcing-golden-gobbledygook-award.html\">Golden Gobbledygook Awards<\/a>&#8221; &#8212; &#8220;a Prize for the best example of bad legalese&#8221; &#8212; and the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.partyofthefirstpart.com\/hallOfShame.html\">Legalese Hall of Shame<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2007\/09\/elatedbydetailsfreedman.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/> I&#8217;m also intrigued by Freedman&#8217;s 2003 book of short stories: &#8220;<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Elated-Details-Award-winning-Short-Stories\/dp\/1878044990\/ref=sr_1_2\/104-9212552-8069535?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1189096439&amp;sr=1-2\">Elated by Details<\/a><\/em>&#8221;   He says: This collection won the Mayhaven Award for fiction. Bookslut.com called Elated by Details, &#8220;a collection of small gems aimed squarely at folks who remember Woody Allen&#8217;s longer prose pieces for The New Yorker.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>all tongue  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2007\/09\/firstpartfreedmann.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/> ..<br \/>\nthe clam in the fire\u2019s<br \/>\nhiss<\/p>\n<p>tongue out<br \/>\nthe boy guides a new airplane<br \/>\nround and round<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. by Randy Brooks<br \/>\n\u201ctongue out\u201d &#8211; <em>The Heron\u2019s Nest <\/em>(VIII: 1, March 2006)<br \/>\n\u201call tongue\u201d  &#8211; <em>School\u2019s Out <\/em>(1999)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/files\/2007\/09\/umerardover.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/> .<em><strong>.. A<\/strong><\/em><strong>fterthought <\/strong>(9 PM, Sept. 6, 2007): As is his wont, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legaline.com\/lawsites.html\">Robert Ambrogi<\/a> has focused on three quite interesting topics today over at <a href=\"http:\/\/legalblogwatch.typepad.com\/l\"><em>Legal Blog Watch<\/em><\/a>, and has summarized the issues well, with useful links.  See:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/legalblogwatch.typepad.com\/legal_blog_watch\/2007\/09\/fec-election-la.html\">FEC: Election Law Exempts Blogs<\/a>,&#8221; covering the decision of the Federal Election Commission that exempt blogs from finance rules, since they media entities.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/legalblogwatch.typepad.com\/legal_blog_watch\/2007\/09\/when-copyright-.html\">When Copyright Collides With Free Speech<\/a>,&#8221; which tells why &#8220;Stanford Law School professor Lawrence Lessig is claiming  <a href=\"http:\/\/lessig.org\/blog\/2007\/09\/a_big_victory_golan_v_gonzales.html\">a big victory<\/a> in Tuesday&#8217;s decision from the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ca10.uscourts.gov\/opinions\/05\/05-1259.pdf\">Golan v. Gonzales<\/a><\/em>,&#8221; and Google&#8217;s senior copyright counsel, Patry disagrees.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And, um,  <a href=\"http:\/\/legalblogwatch.typepad.com\/legal_blog_watch\/2007\/09\/no-sex-with-cli.html\">No Sex With Clients &#8212; or Their Mothers<\/a>, which tells the story of Wisconsin lawyer Carlos Gamino (see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/watch\/?watch=1&amp;date=9\/5\/2007&amp;id=28747\">Milwaukee Journal Sentinel<\/a>).  s[Note: As I argued four years ago, the Bar&#8217;s total &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2003\/08\/03\/ethicalquickie-sexual-relations-rule-is-overbroad\/\">sexual relations ban with clients is overbroad<\/a>&#8220;, treating lawyers and clients like children, and showing a sad inability to make distinctions.  Nonetheless, it&#8217;s almost never a good idea to have sex with the parent of a minor client while you are still representing that client.]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um the Book .. With summer gone, it&#8217;s about time to take down that virtual hammock and try to put my, um, chronic procrastinating behind me. The first task is to create and stick to a Summer Fall To-Read List and Schedule. A realistic list, this time. to-read list and summer corn growing, growing &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. 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