{"id":5144,"date":"2004-11-24T11:18:52","date_gmt":"2004-11-24T15:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/formerlyknownas\/2004\/11\/24\/belated-turkey-amnesty\/"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:58:12","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:58:12","slug":"belated-turkey-amnesty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/11\/24\/belated-turkey-amnesty\/","title":{"rendered":"belated turkey amnesty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2786'><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">For a fews hours last night, we posted at this spot a little piece lambasting a certain<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">professor known for his conservative whining and extralegal driving.&nbsp; On second<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">thought, although totally accurate, the post was just too catty for the holiday season.&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">Therefore, although that goose&nbsp;is already cooked, we have decided to grant it amnesty <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">and take it off&nbsp;our Thanksgiving menu.<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/turkeycooked.gif\" alt=\"turkey cooked\" \/>&nbsp; We do, however,&nbsp;want to make two points:<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">No prosecutor should have a <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.professorbainbridge.com\/2004\/11\/earle_on_delay.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"><STRONG>plague<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"> put on his house for&nbsp;failing to &#8220;acknowledge&#8221; that<\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"> <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">a grand jury can be easily manipulated into indicting a ham (or turkey) sandwich.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">It was <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/search-handle-url\/index=books&amp;field-author=Judy Sheindlin\/102-7331272-8269746\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"><STRONG>Judge Judy<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"> Scheindlin who said &#8220;don&#8217;t pee on my leg and tell me it&#8217;s raining;&#8221;&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">her book by that name can be purchased <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0060927941\/102-7331272-8269746?v=glance\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"><STRONG>here<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">&nbsp;for as little as 50 cents.<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/LI><\/UL><FONT face=\"Arial\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT size=\"2\">the big cat sleeps<BR>in the same seat&#8230;<BR>with the doll<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=\"2\"><\/FONT><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><BR><BR><FONT size=\"2\">the leftovers<BR>caught by the cat, people eat&#8230;<BR>locusts<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\">&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT size=\"2\">you&#8217;ve wrecked<BR>my year&#8217;s first dream!<BR>cawing crow<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT size=\"2\"><BR><\/FONT><FONT color=\"#000000\"><A href=\"http:\/\/webusers.xula.edu\/dlanoue\/issa\/index.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#ff0000\" size=\"1\">Issa,<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\"> translated by David G. 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