{"id":5101,"date":"2004-10-30T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-30T16:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/formerlyknownas\/2004\/10\/30\/first-thing-we-do-lets-kill-a"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:58:17","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:58:17","slug":"first-thing-we-do-lets-kill-all-the-cliches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/10\/30\/first-thing-we-do-lets-kill-all-the-cliches\/","title":{"rendered":"first thing we do &#8212; let&#8217;s kill all the cliches!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2622'><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV>day before yesterday<BR>yesterday, today&#8230;<BR>mountain cuckoo<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <A href=\"http:\/\/webusers.xula.edu\/dlanoue\/issa\/index.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"red\" size=\"1\">Issa<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">\/<\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.worldhaiku.net\/poetry\/eng\/us\/d.lanoue.htm\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"1\">Lanoue<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><FONT size=\"1\">&nbsp;<\/FONT><BR><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">Our recent kvetch about campaign cliches [<\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/10\/20#a2534\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">synonyms ain&#8217;t sins<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">], did absolutely no good.&nbsp; Still,<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">we make one more very specific plea to America&#8217;s media, in a desperate&nbsp;attempt to preserve <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">the sanity of the nation:<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><STRONG>Please stop saying &#8220;<EM>vote early and often<\/EM>&#8221; or variations thereon<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">(<\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.professorbainbridge.com\/2004\/10\/california_prop_5.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">you<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"> know who <A href=\"http:\/\/www.blawgchannel.com\/2004\/09\/vote_early_and_.html\"><FONT color=\"black\">you<\/FONT><\/A> are)<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/vampireC.gif\" alt=\"vampC\" \/> Your editor&#8217;s <EM>humble hope<\/EM>: by next Wednesday, we will no longer have to hear the <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><FONT size=\"2\">above-referenced <\/FONT><FONT size=\"2\">phrase (which is <A href=\"http:\/\/www.cs.hmc.edu\/~geoff\/classes\/hmc.cs070.200401\/votequote.html\"><FONT color=\"black\">attributed<\/FONT><\/A> to Chicago Mayor William Hale Thompson) AND <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><FONT size=\"2\">no longer be tortured <\/FONT><FONT size=\"2\">with&nbsp;broadcasters saying&nbsp;&#8220;<A href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Curse_of_the_Bambino\"><FONT color=\"black\">Curse of the Bambino<\/FONT><\/A>.&#8221;&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">Prediction: deserved or not, with thousands of <A href=\"http:\/\/seattlepi.nwsource.com\/national\/apelection_story.asp?category=1131&amp;slug=Legal%20Hot%20Spots\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">attorneys-at-election<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"> in high lawsuit alert, <\/FONT>we <EM>will<\/EM> be hearing a <EM>lot<\/EM> more cursing at lawyers this week, and quoting of Shakespeare&#8217;s Dick the Butcher <\/FONT><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">(<EM>see <\/EM><A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2003\/10\/08#a328\"><FONT color=\"black\">Shakespeare and Lawyers<\/FONT><\/A><\/FONT><\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">), should litigation prevent an election decision by early Wednesday. (see our <A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/11\/02#a2631\"><FONT color=\"black\">Election Day plea.)<\/FONT><\/A><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">Prediction:&nbsp; Coronation of a former <A href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/news\/nationworld\/world\/ny-wocamb-profile1030,0,7431183.story?coll=ny-world-big-pix\"><FONT color=\"black\">ballet dancer<\/FONT><\/A> <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">in Phnon Penh does <EM>not<\/EM> foreshadow&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/noW.gif\" alt=\"no w\" \/> <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">the re-coronation of a former male cheer leader along the Potomac.<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">Quixotic <EM>Jim Moore<\/EM> is dreaming of a Boston <A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/jim\/discuss\/msgReader$888\">triple crown<\/A>.&nbsp; We&#8217;d settle for the first two legs.<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV><SPAN><SPAN><FONT size=\"2\">Speaking of killing the language: <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/pres2004.scripting.com\/2004\/10\/29#a2\"><FONT color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">Dave Winer<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"> and <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/riskprof.typepad.com\/tort\/2004\/10\/george_wallace_.html\"><FONT color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">Martin Grace<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"> are continuing the weblog<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><SPAN><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">community&#8217;s <A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2003\/10\/01#a307\">sad history<\/A>&nbsp;of lingusitic violence &#8212; amplifying upon the onomatopoetic &#8220;b-word.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><SPAN><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">This being a violence-free zone, I shall not repeat their neanderthal neolisms here.<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/LI><\/UL><FONT size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">Even without elections, Master Issa seems to have faced similar problems in 19th Century Japan:<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">sing, cuckoo!<BR>you&#8217;re just about curing<BR>my headache<BR><\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\">our ceremony<BR>just a lot of noise<BR>to the cuckoo<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"red\" size=\"1\"><FONT color=\"#000000\">haiku by<\/FONT><FONT color=\"red\"> <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/webusers.xula.edu\/dlanoue\/issa\/index.html\"><STRONG><FONT color=\"red\">Issa<\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/A><\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\">, translated by <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.worldhaiku.net\/poetry\/eng\/us\/d.lanoue.htm\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"1\"><STRONG>David G. Lanoue<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"1\">&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\"><\/FONT><\/SPAN>&nbsp;<\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><br \/>\n<DIV><SPAN><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\"><\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/SPAN>&nbsp;<\/DIV><SPAN><SPAN><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT><FONT><FONT face=\"Arial\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT><FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><FONT>by&nbsp;<EM><STRONG><A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/stories\/storyReader$2584\"><FONT color=\"red\">dagosan<\/FONT><\/A><\/STRONG><\/EM><\/FONT>:<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><FONT>&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/LI><\/UL><\/DIV><br \/>\n<P dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\" align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\" align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><br \/>\n<P dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\" align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\" align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">t-shirt&nbsp;clearance &#8212;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">not buying the Boston <EM><A href=\"http:\/\/www.wackyplanet.com\/cuofbasccut.html\"><FONT color=\"black\">curse<\/FONT><\/A><\/EM> <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">even for a dollah<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\">&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\"><EM>[Oct. 30, 2004]<\/EM><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><EM><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\"><\/FONT><\/EM>&nbsp;<\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><EM><STRONG>Update<\/STRONG> <\/EM>(Oct. 31, 2004)<EM>:<\/EM>&nbsp; It&#8217;s apparently a <FONT color=\"black\">Hackneyed Halloween<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">&nbsp;<SPAN><SPAN>&nbsp;(see <A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/10\/31#a2626\"><FONT color=\"black\">Cliche Curse Recount<\/FONT><\/A>).<\/SPAN><\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/SPAN><\/SPAN><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/FONT><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>day before yesterdayyesterday, today&#8230;mountain cuckoo &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Issa\/Lanoue&nbsp; &nbsp; Our recent kvetch about campaign cliches [synonyms ain&#8217;t sins], did absolutely no good.&nbsp; Still, we make one more very specific plea to America&#8217;s media, in a desperate&nbsp;attempt to preserve the sanity of the nation: Please stop saying &#8220;vote early and often&#8221; or variations thereon (you know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":94,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2926],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pre-06-2006"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6kP1R-1kh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/94"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5101"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13547,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5101\/revisions\/13547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}