{"id":4775,"date":"2004-03-30T10:47:02","date_gmt":"2004-03-30T14:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/formerlyknownas\/2004\/03\/30\/monkeys-uncle-unable-to-stand"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:58:55","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:58:55","slug":"monkeys-uncle-unable-to-stand-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/03\/30\/monkeys-uncle-unable-to-stand-up\/","title":{"rendered":"monkeys&#8217; uncle unable to stand up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1119'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">(Very) <A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/stories\/storyReader$100\">We<EM>a<\/EM>kly Special<\/A>:&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">The post-<A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/03\/25#a1110\">vacation<\/A> resumption of this weblog&nbsp;has been postponed, as&nbsp;the Editor was found this morning in what may be a permanently horizontal position; to wit<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P align=\"center\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/mouselawyerhoriz.jpg\" alt=\"mouse lawyer horiz\" \/><\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">How did this happen?&nbsp; The culprits, who apparently subjected Uncle Editor&nbsp;to 48 hours straight of (purportedly affectionate) torture are pictured below.<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P align=\"center\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&#8220;lissa james 2-04&#8221;<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">Persons over 50 years of age, in less than robust health, are warned to use extreme caution when approaching said duo, as the suspects are armed and persistent.&nbsp; The female primate is 6 and one-half years old and the male is 3 and one-half years old.&nbsp; They were seen at the Buffalo [NY] Zoo in the presence of Uncle Editor over the past weekend.<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/LI><\/UL><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Very) Weakly Special:&nbsp; The post-vacation resumption of this weblog&nbsp;has been postponed, as&nbsp;the Editor was found this morning in what may be a permanently horizontal position; to wit How did this happen?&nbsp; The culprits, who apparently subjected Uncle Editor&nbsp;to 48 hours straight of (purportedly affectionate) torture are pictured below. &#8220;lissa james 2-04&#8221; Persons over 50 years [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":94,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2926],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pre-06-2006"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6kP1R-1f1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/94"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4775"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13909,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4775\/revisions\/13909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}