{"id":4021,"date":"2005-08-17T16:05:47","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T20:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/formerlyknownas\/2005\/08\/17\/assembly-agita\/"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:57:29","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:57:29","slug":"assembly-agita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2005\/08\/17\/assembly-agita\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;assembly agita&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a4526'><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">Although most of our dads were quite handy around<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">the house, a lot of my Italo-American male friends <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">are tool-challenged &#8212; as are my law colleagues.&nbsp; So,<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\">I was a little surprised that the phrase &#8220;<EM>assembly <\/EM><\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.bartleby.com\/61\/28\/A0142800.html\"><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\"><EM>agita<\/EM><\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\">&#8221; <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">yielded no results in a Google search.&nbsp; This post is <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">meant to cure that oversight.&nbsp; [I think I&#8217;ll throw in <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">&#8220;<EM>assembly angst<\/EM>,&#8221; too.]<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">The subject was on my mind, because my twin&nbsp; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/computerweary.jpg\" alt=\"computer weary\" \/><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">brother came home yesterday from a colonoscopy <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">(with good results, thank you) to find that&nbsp;the brand <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">new computer system had arrived for his at-home <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">law office.&nbsp; Being a solo with no staff, setting up his <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">computer will be his sole responsibility &#8212; unless his <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">(much more handy) spouse has mercy on him.&nbsp; He&#8217;s <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">also switching from <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">dial-up to DSL.&nbsp;&nbsp; You don&#8217;t have <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">to have twinnie <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">telepathy&nbsp;to feel a bit of empathy for <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">his plight.<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">Good luck, Bro&#8217;.&nbsp; I&#8217;m three hundred miles away,<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">and&nbsp;feel better knowing that I&#8217;d only <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">be in the way,<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">if I showed up to &#8220;help&#8221;.<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">I wish <A href=\"http:\/\/althouse.blogspot.com\/\">Ann<\/A>, <A href=\"http:\/\/volokh.com\/#106867040980153099\">Eugene<\/A>, or <A href=\"http:\/\/federalism.typepad.com\/crime_federalism\/2005\/08\/read_jurygeek.html\">Michael<\/A>, would figure<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">out a way to assert our constitutional&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">right&nbsp;Peaceably to Assemble.&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/LI><\/UL><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><EM><\/EM><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><EM>Naturally, dagosan had a few thoughts on this <\/EM><\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><EM>subject:<\/EM><\/FONT><\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\"><FONT size=\"2\">&#8220;easy to <SPAN>assemble<\/SPAN>&#8221; <BR>I put it back and <BR>grab a teddybear <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\"><FONT size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT face=\"Arial\"><br \/>\n<DIV><BR>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><\/FONT><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">first&nbsp;night on campus &#8212;<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">mom&#8217;s gone&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">and the bed&#8217;s still in&nbsp;its box<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/holyfamily.gif\" alt=\"holy family\" \/><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">setting up the creche &#8212;<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">the Baby&#8217;s name<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">whispered over and over<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">&nbsp;<\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/stories\/storyReader$3281\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"red\" size=\"2\"><STRONG>dagosan<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">&nbsp;<EM><FONT size=\"1\">[Aug. 17, 2005]<\/FONT><\/EM><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><FONT size=\"2\"><EM><STRONG>p.s.<\/STRONG><\/EM> To my haijin friends:&nbsp; If you have haiku or senryu to<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">contribute on this topic, please send them along via the <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">comment box or email.<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">living in harmony &#8212;<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">sparrows in the eaves also<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">set up house <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"1\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 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