{"id":3708,"date":"2005-03-23T22:11:52","date_gmt":"2005-03-24T02:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/formerlyknownas\/2005\/03\/23\/the-doogle-made-me-do-it\/"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:57:52","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:57:52","slug":"the-doogle-made-me-do-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2005\/03\/23\/the-doogle-made-me-do-it\/","title":{"rendered":"the doogle made me do it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3514'><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\"><STRONG><EM>Part I:<\/EM><\/STRONG>&nbsp; Regular readers of this weblog know just how hard I struggle to avoid taking <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">cheap shots at the legal profession&nbsp;or otherwise&nbsp;annoying my valued&nbsp;audience.&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Nonetheless, time and again, I am drawn into temptation by search engine queries <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">that send visitors to this weblog.&nbsp; Today, alas, my curiosity got the better of me, and<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">one link led to another, until &#8212; well, until this post happened.<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">An unknown querist&nbsp;came to&nbsp;<EM>f\/k\/a<\/EM> today, after Googling&nbsp;national hug a lawyer day<\/STRONG>&gt;.&nbsp;&nbsp; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/hugSmallN.gif\" alt=\"hugSmallN\" \/><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">This site had the #14 result, due to <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/12\/08#a2880\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">this post<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">, where I stated that&nbsp;&#8220;I was particularly<\/FONT> <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">inspired to go hug a lawyer&#8221; by a lugubrious Public Relation<FONT color=\"black\">s <\/FONT><\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.nysba.org\/Template.cfm?Section=Press_Release1&amp;template=\/PressRelease\/PressReleaseDisplay.cfm&amp;PressReleaseID=332&amp;PressReleaseCategoryID=2&amp;ShowArchives=0\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\">radio spot<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><FONT color=\"black\"> from <\/FONT>NYSBA, <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">entitled &#8220;The Rule of Law.&#8221;&nbsp; The query immediately made me wonder whether there<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">might actually be a Hug a Lawyer Day (and, if so, just who sponsored it).<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Here&#8217;s what I learned:<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Google was not able to locate a Hug a Lawyer Day, despite<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">the existence of Hug Your Cat Day.<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">However, &#8220;Hug-a-Lawyer Day&#8221; was&nbsp;#9 in David Letterman&#8217;s&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\">&#8220;<\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.mudslide.net\/TopTen\/lnwd1991.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Top 10 Legal Holidays in Hell<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">&#8221; <\/FONT>(August 2, 1991).<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Arial\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\">Less surprising, April 12 has been designated &#8220;<EM>Vote Lawyers <\/EM><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\"><EM>Out of Office Day<\/EM>&#8221; (see <\/FONT><\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallgood.itgo.com\/custom2.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">Important Dates to Remember<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">)<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Somewhat suspicious (can you say A-T-L-A) is the celebration<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">on August 31st of <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.edhelper.com\/DailyThemes_August_31.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Love Litigating Lawyers Day<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">.&nbsp; However, that<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">day <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/66.102.7.104\/search?q=cache:tqNbgXsm9BAJ:groups.msn.com\/ARoadWellTraveled\/general.msnw%3Faction%3Dget_message%26mview%3D0%26ID_Message%3D1518%26LastModified%3D4675500761794119361+%22Love+Litigating+Lawyers+Day%22&amp;hl=en&amp;start=1\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">must be shared<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"> with a number of other celebrations, including<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">National Box Car Day, Trail Mix Day, Eat Outside Day and Mutt&#8217;s Day. <\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/LI><\/UL><\/DIV><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\"><STRONG><EM><FONT color=\"#ff0000\">Update<\/FONT><\/EM><\/STRONG> (March 26, 2005):&nbsp; July 14 is <A href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallgood.itgo.com\/custom2.html\">Shark Awareness Day<\/A>.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/LI><\/UL><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\"><EM>We apologize<\/EM>, if you came here after listening to a podcast,<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">hoping to find out about&nbsp;<EM>M<\/EM>ug a Lawyer Day.&nbsp; Please ask<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">your friendly podcaster to enunciate better.<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/FONT><\/FONT><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/devilg.gif\" alt=\"devil g\" \/>&nbsp; Because we once <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/discuss\/msgReader$836?d=14&amp;m=1&amp;mode=topic&amp;y=2005\"><FONT size=\"2\">wrote a post<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"> questioning the grassrootedness of a <\/FONT><\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">rally on <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">behalf of litigators in Madison County, Illionois; and because we discovered the <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">existence of Bubble <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">Wrap Appreciation Day,&nbsp;I have scrupulously attempted to&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">ascertain if there <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">were any &#8220;Lawyer <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">Appreciation Days&#8221; being celebrated in the <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">USA.&nbsp; <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">Our results:<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\">Lawyer Appreciation Day was #8 on <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.csittl.com\/old\/list21.html\"><FONT size=\"2\">Christian &amp; Scot&#8217;s <\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\">Top Ten<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Rejected Ideas for a Holiday list. <\/FONT><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><A href=\"http:\/\/66.102.7.104\/search?q=cache:eCDyUy17H9YJ:mail.nl.linux.org\/humorix\/1999-10\/msg00019.html+%22lawyer+appreciation+day%22&amp;hl=en&amp;start=3\"><FONT size=\"2\">Humorix predicted<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"> that &#8212; after lawyers sue to have calendar<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">equality for February (30 days instead of 28) &#8212; the new Leap<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Day (Feb. 31) will be designated &#8220;Lawyer Appreciation Day.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">Mike Veeck (author of <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.bookfinder.com\/dir\/i\/Fun_Is_Good-How_To_Create_Joy_And_Passion_In_Your_Workplace_And_Career\/1594861528\/\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\"><EM>Fun is Good<\/EM><\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><EM>: How To Create Joy And Passion <\/EM><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><EM>In <\/EM><\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><EM>Your Workplace And Career<\/EM>) created a Lawyer Appreciation<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\">Day <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/chicagosports.chicagotribune.com\/sports\/baseball\/whitesox\/cs-0503200479mar20,1,3942523.story?coll=cs-whitesox-headlines&amp;ctrack=1&amp;cset=true\"><FONT size=\"2\">for baseball<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"> (all attorneys&nbsp;pay double) <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\">The law office of <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.whipcash.com\/toy-shark.html\"><FONT size=\"2\">I. Ben Chasinbucks<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\">, of <\/FONT><\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.whipcash.com\/\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">WhipCash Game<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"> fame,&nbsp;closes<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">for National Lawyer Appreciation Day&#8211; apparently a floating holiday<\/FONT><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">One site lists the following<EM> <\/EM><A href=\"http:\/\/66.102.7.104\/search?q=cache:Q4bryohP4uoJ:www.itsallgood.itgo.com\/custom2.html+%22Important+Dates+to+Remember%22+%2B%22Appreciation+Day%22&amp;hl=en&amp;start=2\"><EM>non<\/EM>-lawyer Appreciation Days<\/A>: <\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">Squirrel Appreciation Day (Jan. 21)<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">Bubble Wrap Appreciatin Day (Jan 28)<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">Armenian Appreciation Day (April 3)<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">National Hair Stylist Appreciation Day (April 30)<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">Cow Appreciation Day (July 18)<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">Elephant Appreciation Day (Sept. 20)<\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">Sunday School Teacher Day (Oct. 20)<\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\"><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/FONT><\/LI><\/UL><\/LI><\/UL><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\"><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">I know these findings will hurt the feelings of many of my brothers and <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">sisters at <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">the Bar.&nbsp; But, I&#8217;m rushing to get this post up before the end of <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">today, March 23, <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"2\">because &#8212; <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallgood.itgo.com\/custom2.html\"><FONT size=\"2\">no kidding<\/FONT><\/A><FONT size=\"2\"> &#8212; today is <EM>Make Your Own Holiday Day<\/EM>.&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">So, go ahead, <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">lawyers.&nbsp; Just for today, put your own interests first.&nbsp; Start that parade, we&#8217;ll whip <\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">up <\/FONT><FONT size=\"2\">a crowd and be right over.&nbsp; Honest.<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P dir=\"ltr\"><BR><BR><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">so quickly they join<BR>the human devils&#8230;<BR>fireflies<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><BR><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\"><BR><BR><BR>a long night&#8211;<BR>the devil in my heart<BR>torments me<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><BR><BR><BR><FONT size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\">blooming mountain&#8211;<BR>come out and play<BR>devil in me!<BR><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Arial\"><FONT size=\"2\"><EM><STRONG><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">Part II.<\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/EM>&nbsp;<FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">&nbsp; Those search engines have gotten us into trouble before.&nbsp; We just updated&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/FONT><FONT face=\"Arial\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/devilg.gif\" alt=\"devil g\" \/><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">our <A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/stories\/storyReader$2683\"><EM>Inadvertent Searchee<\/EM> page<\/A>, for the first time in 2005, and you&#8217;ll see that sickos<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">have landed at this website looking for Mellow Yellow, farting contests, naked<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">cheerleaders, Scarlet Pimpernels and more.&nbsp; How are we ever going to uphold our<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"2\">reputation?<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">ain&#8217;t a devil<BR>ain&#8217;t a saint&#8230;<BR>just a sea slug<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">the day is devilishly<BR>long!<BR>long!<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">&nbsp;<\/FONT><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">all haiku by <A href=\"http:\/\/cat.xula.edu\/issa\/searchissa.php?sorter=date&amp;s_string=devil&amp;season=&amp;s_date=\"><FONT color=\"red\">ISSA<\/FONT><\/A>&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">(translated by David G. <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/webusers.xula.edu\/dlanoue\/issa\/abouttran.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">Lanoue<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">):<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/FONT><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part I:&nbsp; 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