{"id":3624,"date":"2005-02-17T12:05:07","date_gmt":"2005-02-17T16:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/formerlyknownas\/2005\/02\/17\/what-prof-b-wont-do\/"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:57:58","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:57:58","slug":"what-prof-b-wont-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2005\/02\/17\/what-prof-b-wont-do\/","title":{"rendered":"what Prof. B won&#8217;t do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3279'><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><\/SPAN>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><SPAN><EM><A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2005\/02\/16#a3269\"><STRONG><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\">potluck<\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/A><\/EM><\/SPAN><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><SPAN><EM><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><\/FONT><\/EM><\/SPAN><\/SPAN>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">&#8220;tinyredcheck&#8221;&nbsp; <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.professorbainbridge.com\/2005\/02\/there_are_limit.html\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\">Steve<\/FONT> Bainbridge has assured<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"> his readership that &#8212; tip jars and cable-organizer ads <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">aside&nbsp;&#8212; he would <EM>not<\/EM> auction off space on his pregnant tummy just to make a few<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\"><FONT size=\"2\"><SPAN>bucks.&nbsp;&nbsp; (I don&#8217;t make these <\/SPAN><SPAN>things up.)&nbsp; <\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/SPAN>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">In the law (and religion) biz, we call that turning necessity into virtue.&nbsp;&nbsp;With Gov. Arnold&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/ArnoldJunior.gif\" alt=\"ArnoldJunior\" \/><\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">being sort of busy, I wonder how Steve would feel about tummy ads, if he were to star<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">in the sequel to &#8220;<\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0783230370\/qid=1108657537\/sr=1-20\/ref=sr_1_20\/104-1569557-1267912?v=glance&amp;s=dvd\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">Junior<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">.&#8221;&nbsp; Hmmmm.<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/SPAN>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/pokerDogsN.gif\" alt=\"pokerDogsN\" \/>&nbsp; It seems that Prof. B won&#8217;t be buying any <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.professorbainbridge.com\/2005\/02\/fools_and_their.html#more\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">Dogs Playing Poker<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"> original<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">paintings, either.&nbsp;&nbsp; On aesthetics grounds, on with him &#8212; although the old posters have<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">always made me smile.&nbsp;&nbsp; Of course, the buyer of the two paintings from the series this <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">week, for <\/FONT><\/SPAN><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">$590,4000, might be counting on this being a smart investment.&nbsp; <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><br \/>\n<DIV><SPAN><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><\/SPAN><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">&#8220;I was intrigued to learn that the artist, C. M. Coolidge is &#8220;credited with <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">creating the life-size Boardwalk cutouts into which one&#8217;s head is placed,<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">allowing the person to be photographed as a character or animal. <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/SPAN>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">&#8220;Coolidge was also a banker, shopkeeper, inventor and painter. He even <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">penned an opera.&#8221; (CNN.com <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2005\/02\/16\/news\/newsmakers\/poker_dogs\/index.htm\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">article<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">)<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/SPAN><SPAN><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/LI><\/UL><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/SPAN><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<UL><br \/>\n<LI><SPAN><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">You&#8217;ll probably only get $10 for your old Poker Dogs <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.cs.rose-hulman.edu\/~richeyje\/dpp\/faq.shtml#8\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">poster<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"2\">.<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/DIV><\/SPAN><\/LI><\/UL><\/BLOCKQUOTE><SPAN><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\"><SPAN><FONT size=\"2\"><\/FONT><\/SPAN>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><SPAN><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\"><br \/>\n<DIV>tripping over the dog<BR>again&#8230;<BR>night of winter rain<\/DIV><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <A href=\"http:\/\/cat.xula.edu\/issa\/searchissa.php?sorter=date&amp;s_string=dog+tripping&amp;season=&amp;s_date=\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" color=\"red\" size=\"1\">ISSA<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman,Times,Serif\" size=\"1\">, translated by D.G.Lanoue<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">A gray dawn &#8212;<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">last night&#8217;s poker cards<\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><FONT face=\"Geneva,Arial,Sans-Serif\" size=\"2\">facedown on the table<\/FONT><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2004\/07\/12#a1801\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#ff0000\" size=\"1\">Rebecca Lilly<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"1\">, from <FONT><STRONG><A href='http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/search-handle-url\/index=stripbooks&amp;field-keywords=\"A New Resonance 2\"\/102-4810311-4254502'><FONT color=\"#000000\">A<EM> New Resonance 2<\/EM><\/FONT><\/A><\/STRONG><\/FONT><FONT>&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"1\"><FONT><EM>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &amp; <\/EM><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/FONT><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\"><FONT size=\"1\"><EM>Modern Haiku<\/EM> XXX:3<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\"><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<DIV dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ethicalesq\/pokerDogs.gif\" alt=\"pokerDogs\" \/><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/SPAN><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/SPAN><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; potluck &nbsp; &#8220;tinyredcheck&#8221;&nbsp; Steve Bainbridge has assured his readership that &#8212; tip jars and cable-organizer ads aside&nbsp;&#8212; he would not auction off space on his pregnant tummy just to make a few bucks.&nbsp;&nbsp; (I don&#8217;t make these things up.)&nbsp; &nbsp; In the law (and religion) biz, we call that turning necessity into virtue.&nbsp;&nbsp;With Gov. 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