{"id":3551,"date":"2005-01-18T11:31:32","date_gmt":"2005-01-18T15:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/formerlyknownas\/2005\/01\/18\/exercise-in-a-bottle\/"},"modified":"2011-08-05T14:58:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T18:58:03","slug":"exercise-in-a-bottle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/2005\/01\/18\/exercise-in-a-bottle\/","title":{"rendered":"exercise in a bottle"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"loose  <\/FONT><\/EM><\/STRONG>W.F. Owen<\/EM><\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A> from <\/FONT>The Loose Thread<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/EM><\/A>: The Red Moon Anthology <\/EM>2001 <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV>
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(edited by by Jim Kacian, et al<\/EM>.) credits: \"\"her estate” – Modern Haiku<\/EM> XXXII:1; <\/FONT><\/DIV>
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“prostate exam” – HSA Brady Contest 2001; “summer wind” – Agniewska’s Dowry<\/EM> 12<\/FONT><\/DIV>
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Trapper Plus,” you may have noticed they don’t work as advertised.  Well, the <\/SPAN><\/FONT>Federal Trade Com’n has come down heavy on the sellers at <\/FONT>Enforma Natural Products<\/FONT><\/A>,<\/FONT> Inc. . (see press release<\/FONT><\/A>, Jan. 18, 2005) <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/FONT>If, like your Editor, you’ve got some holiday leftovers<\/EM> that need to be shed, you might first <\/SPAN><\/FONT>want to read the FTC’s Project Waistline<\/A>: Amazing Claims<\/EM> page.<\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/DIV>
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NOTE: <\/STRONG>Stipulated final orders are for settlement purposes only and do not constitute <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/DIV>
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summer wind– a dragonfly grips the clothespin   prostate exam the doctor and I trade jabs   her estate dividing the children       W.F. Owen from The Loose Thread: The Red Moon Anthology 2001  (edited by by Jim Kacian, et al.) credits: her estate” – Modern Haiku XXXII:1; “prostate exam” – HSA Brady Contest 2001; “summer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":94,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2926],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pre-06-2006"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6kP1R-Vh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/94"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13410,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions\/13410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ethicalesq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}