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November 18, 2005

right through it

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 1:22 pm


While I’m busy fretting over the proliferation of Dignity Police

in the legal profession, you can take a break with Jim Kacian:

 

 

 






up into the sky


the airplane rides


my belief


 


 


 


 


fly south gray


 


 





  afternoon moon


the blue of the sky


  right through it


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

winter sunshine

the glint of windshields

at the mall

 

 


“up into the sky” – Roadrunner V: 4 (Nov. 2005)

“afternoon moon” – Presents of Mind (1996)

“winter sunshine” – Mainichi News (Nov. 2005)

 

kacianSelf   – don’t forget jim kacian’s haiku primer –

 

 

potluck


tiny check In light of yesterday’s decision in Florida banning Pit Bull   donkey 

logos in lawyer ads, Evan Schaeffer is worried about finding just the

right, non-deceptive animal metaphor for his p/i law firm.  Right now,

he’s thinking “pack mule” might pass muster.

 

November 17, 2005

dagosan’s scrapbook — November 2005

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:49 pm

 


– below are haiku and senryu written by “dagosan”, this weblog’s Editor, David A. Giacalone. most have been on the Home Page, some are outtakes and rewrites. each is a work in progress. i hope they show improvement over time and encourage others to try writing haiku –


 – click here for dagosan’s archive index




 

 

 

 





men washing dishes –

an early alarm

ends her Thanksgiving dream

 

               [Nov. 24, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 


first snow —

an entire city

learning to drive

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanksgiving snow storm –

a seatbelt protects each 

steaming pie

 

 

[Nov. 23, 2005]



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


a wintry mix

at the bedroom window

big wet ones

 

 

[Nov. 22, 2005]    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





home for Thanksgiving —

in my old bed

in the guest room

 

[Nov. 21, 2005]

 

 

 

 



 

 


smells like Thanksgiving —

two dads smoke cigars

behind the garage

 

 

            [Nov. 20, 2005]





 

 

 

 

 


 

full morning moon —

the working girl’s

gauzy blouse

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




Thanksgiving rush —

not as late

as that flock of geese

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


typo?

her lawyer listed

under “Martial Law”

 

 

 

 [Nov. 19, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


casual Friday

the senior partner

unbuttons his vest

 

    [Nov. 18, 2005]






 

 

 

 

 


   

Indian Summer —

a squirrel tips over 

the bag of rock salt


[Nov. 16, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 


she’ll never

own a cell phone!

she borrows mine

 

 

       [Nov. 15, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 



gone a week —

only the librarian

says “i missed you”

 

   [Nov. 15, 2005]

 







 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

heading home —  

one hawk

floats over the Beltway

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




entering New York:

another autumn hill

turns my head

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from daylight to dark —

a full moon

out my windshield

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 






gone a week —

quick peek to see

the river’s still there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

unloading the car —

the moon

followed me home

 

 



 [Nov. 14, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




a lovely river

but not

my river

 

 

[Nov. 12, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the elm died

and the tulip tree grew —

between visits

 

 

 

              [Nov. 11, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“you look so good” 

on their counter, too,

Metamucil

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 






nearly-full moon

the walk to the market 

got a lot steeper

 


 

[Nov. 9, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 






mid-argument

the senior partner

has a senior minute

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




mid-argument –

opposing counsel crosses

her legs

 

[Nov. 9, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

autumn highway —

distracted by

past-peak beauty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 






back in town —

three wrong turns

in a row

 

[Nov. 8, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


mapping

a once-familiar route —

they’ve never seen my baldspot 




                  [Nov. 7, 2005]  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





Guy Fawkes Night —

treacle better taste better

than it sounds

 

      [Nov. 6, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 









same moon

same clock tower –

“wow”

 


                     [Nov. 5, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

bad news

from the doctor —

voices through the wall

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Day of the Dead —

the anorexic

looks envious

[Nov. 4, 2005]


 


 


 


 








autumn wedding

sweeping up brown and yellow

rice

 

[Nov. 3, 2005]

 



special delivery –

a smile from

the pregnant mailman

 

 

                             [Nov. 2, 2005]









 

 

 

 

just enough:

one wheelbarrow

two sisters, three pumpkins


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


November 1st —

All Sales Day

in the candy aisle

 

 

 

 

 

 



under her sheet –

the sleepy ghost

hides a Snickers bar

 

 

    [Nov. 1, 2005]

 

 

sitting on her suitcase

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 5:41 pm

 







25th anniversary . . .

  she sits on the suitcase

  to zip it shut

 

 

yySN

 

 

 

mountain butterfly

  from her boulder

  to mine

 

 




 

 

 

 







dawn rain

dripping off autumn leaves

her yawn     my yawn

 


“mountain butterfly” – Modern Haiku XXXI:2; glimpse of red: rma 2000 

“25th anniversary” – RAW NerZ XII:3; pegging the wind: rma 2002

“dawn rain” – School’s Out (Press Here, 1999) 

 





 









waving from the river bank

waving back

cattails

 

               [Nov. 13, 2004]

 

 potluck


“prof grace”  Are you risk-seeking tonight? At RiskProf, you will find a

serious  piece  by Ty Leverty explaining why insurance prices are going up

post-Katrina, and a light-hearted post by Martin Grace about

dating services and the regulation thereof.   Steve Bainbridge

certainly does not have a monopoly on things eclectic (nor

Catholic) on the lawprof web.

 


tiny check  At Houston’s Clear Thinkers, Tom Kirkendall rightly

decries the Texas system for selecting judges — elections — as

utterly unsupportable. (via Overlawyered.com).   Tom supports

an appointment process similar to that used for federal judges

(perhaps with a limited term).  He notes:


“Although a growing number of Texans agree that elections

are not the best way to choose judges, the tendency in Texas

politics is for the party in control of the statehouse to support

the current system because most of the elected judges are from

that party. Inasmuch as the Republicans are now solidly in

control of Texas state government, the GOP state leaders are in

no hurry to change even a flawed system so long as it produces

judges mainly from their party”  .  . . .

 

“Thus, this is one of those issues where — regardless of your

political affiliation — the right answer is clear. Only a politician

who is more interested in maintaining power than in improving

the administration of justice would support the current flawed

system.”

ooh neg As I’ve pointed out previously, we have a similarly lousy system

here in New York.  The chance for reform might be even worse: each

major party is solidly in control of one house of the legislature.  Parties

often cross-nominate each other’s candidate, who is chosen by the

relevant county party chairman.  Here in Schenectady County, we have

had party chairmen choose themselves.  Nice?                                                                                                     yyS

fla. high court puts down Pape & Chandler’s Pit Bull

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 11:34 am

The Florida Supreme Court decided today that use of a 1-800-PIT BULLphone number and of a logo depicting the head of a pit bull violates the States’s Rules of Professional Conduct for lawyers. See Florida Bar v.John Pape and Marc Chandler, Fla. Sup. Ct., Case Nos: SC04-40/SC04- 41. Nov. 17, 2005. (our prior posts here, here and there) (see AP and Reuters, Nov. 17, 2005)

The Court begins:

“In this case we impose discipline on two attorneys for their use of television advertising devices that violate the Rules of Professional Conduct. These devices, which invoke the breed of dog known as the pit bull, demean all lawyers and thereby harm both the legal profession and the public’s trust and confidence in our system of justice.”

For your information, this is a smaller, b&w version of the logo in question:

pitBullLogo

Pape & Chandler is a two-man personal injury law firm that specializes in
motorcyclist injuries. In September 2004, the referee/judge hearing the Florida
Bar’s case against Pape & Chandler, ruled that neither the 800-PIT-BULL telephone
number, nor the firm’s pit bull logo, violated the ethical Rules of the Florida Bar,
which were found to be unconstitutional as applied in this case. The FBA was
represented by Tallahassee lawyer Barry Richard. P&C appeared pro se in all
of the proceedings.

As we stated in September 2004: Your Editor is left asking the same
question he had 30 years ago in law school: When will the profession
see that it will earn the respect of the public through the personal integrity
of lawyers and the provision of quality services for reasonable fees — not
through some phony notion of “dignity” or by treating the public like children?
(see Indiana High Court Huffs and Puffs Over P/I Ads)

in full color here . . . p&c

Here are excerpts from the Florida Court’s opinion, written by Chief Justice
Barbara Pariente:

tiny check We conclude that attorneys Pape and Chandler (“the attorneys”) violated Rules Regulating
the Florida Bar 4-7.2(b)(3) and 4-7.2(b)(4) by using the image of a pit bull and displaying the
term “pit bull” as part of their firm’s phone number in their commercial. Further, because the
use of an image of a pit bull and the phrase “pit bull” in the firm’s advertisement and logo does
not assist the public in ensuring that an informed decision is made prior to the selection of the
attorney, we conclude that the First Amendment does not prevent this Court from sanctioning
the attorneys based on the rule violations. We determine that the appropriate sanctions for the
attorneys’ misconduct are public reprimands and required attendance at the Florida Bar Advertising
Workshop.

tiny check The logo of the pit bull wearing a spiked collar and the prominent display of the phone number
1-800-PIT-BULL are more manipulative and misleading than a drawing of a fist. These advertising
devices would suggest to many persons not only that the lawyers can achieve results but also
that they engage in a combative style of advocacy. The suggestion is inherently deceptive because
there is no way to measure whether the attorneys in fact conduct themselves like pit bulls so as to
ascertain whether this logo and phone number convey accurate information.

tiny check In addition, the image of a pit bull and the on-screen display of the words “PIT-BULL” as part of the
firm’s phone number are not objectively relevant to the selection of an attorney. The referee found
that the qualities of a pit bull as depicted by the logo are loyalty, persistence, tenacity, and aggres-
siveness. We consider this a charitable set of associations that ignores the darker side of the qualities
often also associated with pit bulls: malevolence, viciousness, and unpredictability. Further, although
some may associate pit bulls with loyalty to their owners, the manner in which the pit bull is depicted
in the attorneys’ ad in this case certainly does not emphasize this association. The dog, which is
wearing a spiked collar, directly faces the viewer and is shown alone, with no indication that it is fulfilling
its traditional role as “man’s best friend.

lightning flash–
only the dog’s face
is innocent

……………………………..  Kobayashi Issa

tiny check This Court would not condone an advertisement that stated that a lawyer will get results through
combative and vicious tactics that will maim, scar, or harm the opposing party, conduct that would violate
our Rules of Professional Conduct. See, e.g., R. Regulating Fla. Bar 4-3.4(g)-(h) (prohibiting threats to
present criminal or disciplinary charges solely to gain an advantage in a civil matter). Yet this is precisely
the type of unethical and unprofessional conduct that is conveyed by the image of a pit bull and the display
of the 1-800-PIT-BULL phone number.

dog black

tiny check We construe the prohibitions on advertising statements that characterize the quality of lawyer services and
depictions that are false or misleading to prohibit a lawyer from advertising his or her services by suggesting
behavior, conduct, or tactics that are contrary to our Rules of Professional Conduct.

tiny check Indeed, permitting this type of advertisement would make a mockery of our dedication to promoting public
trust and confidence in our system of justice. Prohibiting advertisements such as the one in this case is one
step we can take to maintain the dignity of lawyers, as well as the integrity of, and public confidence in, the
legal system. Were we to approve the referee’s finding, images of sharks, wolves, crocodiles, and piranhas
could follow. For the good of the legal profession and the justice system, and consistent with our Rules of
Professional Conduct, this type of non-factual advertising cannot be permitted. We therefore conclude that the
1-800-PIT-BULL ad aired by the attorneys violates rules 4-7.2(b)(3) and 4-7.2(b)(4).

tiny check We also disagree with the referee’s conclusion that the application of rules 4-7.2(b)(3) and 4-7.2(b)(4) to
prohibit this advertisement violates the First Amendment. Lawyer advertising enjoys First Amendment protection
only to the extent that it provides accurate factual information that can be objectively verified. This thread runs
throughout the pertinent United State Supreme Court precedent.

tiny check The pit bull logo and “1-800-PIT-BULL” phone number are in marked contrast to the illustration of the Dalkon
Shield intrauterine device at issue in Zauderer, which the United States Supreme Court found to be “an accurate
representation . . . and ha[ve] no features that are likely to deceive, mislead, or confuse the reader.” 471 U.S. at
647. The Dalkon Shield illustration informed the public that the lawyer represented clients in cases involving this
device. The “pit bull” commercial produced by the attorneys in this case contains no indication that they specialize
in either dog bite cases generally or in litigation arising from attacks by pit bulls specifically. Consequently, the
logo and phone number do not convey objectively relevant information about the attorneys’ practice. Instead, the
image and words “pit bull” are intended to convey an image about the nature of the lawyers? litigation tactics.

“We conclude that an advertising device that connotes combativeness and viciousness without ooh
providing accurate and objectively verifiable factual information falls outside the protections of the First
Amendment.”

Or, put succinctly: “Da mean dog demeans da profession (and confuses all dose consumers).”

Are you a lot prouder of your profession now? Do you feel more dignified and self-important? Is the public better protected?

update 5 PM: Tim Chinaris at SunEthics has a good summary of the opinion, and notes: “Significantly, in view of the emphasis placed on empirical support for a Bar advertising restriction in Florida Bar v. Went For It, Inc., 515 U.S. 618 (1995), the Court did not address the portion of the referee’s order that noted that the logo and phone number were not misleading, deceptive, or improperly manipulative, and that the Bar “has made no record to the contrary, as to surveys or studies of the public” (emphasis in original).

 

update (Nov. 20, 2005): words and a logo for the Florida Supreme Court, which excerpts an excellent editorial from The St. Petersburg Times Snarf. Growl. Meow?,” (Nov. 20, 2005) and suggests a logo for the Florida high court:

 

not a pit bull, but a lot of bullG

update (Nov. 22, 2005) help choose a symbol for the Florida Supreme Court

update (Nov. 23, 2005): ” pit bull ” as compliment .

 

update (Nov. 21, 2005) At Legal Ethics Forum, Prof. McGowan has an astute reply to

the Florida Supreme Court,making many of the points we’ve made here (more eloguently

and professorially, of course), in “Another Ridiculous Anti-Advertising Case from Florida”

(Nov. 20, 2005). Likewise, Carolyn Elefant makes some pointedly apt remarks in her “An

Ethics Decision for the Dogs, at MyShingle (Nov. 21, 2005). Carolyn reminded me that the

Georgetown University mascot Jack the Bulldog might be inappropriate for lawyers to display.

It’s a good thing I’m in retired status, because I wore my GU sweatsuit, with Jack’s tooth-

bearing head over the weekend.

 

GUJack Well, Justice Pariente, I’ve loved Jack the Bulldog since


my undergraduate days at Georgetown, and I’m not giving him up. (get


the poster here)

 

tiny check Here’s a portion of the Pape & Chandler reaction to the decision, from

their website:

“On November 17, 2005 the Florida Supreme Court rendered their decision in
the case of The Florida Bar v. Pape & Chandler. We were disappointed not only
by the result, but also by the Florida Supreme Court’s decision to ignore the law
regarding the scope of their review in this case, the Florida Supreme Court’s
decision to perform its own fact-finding in the case (to make up for the lack of
facts presented by the Florida Bar at the September 14, 2004 trial of the case),
and the degree of judicial activism demonstrated by the Florida Supreme Court.
We continue to believe that neither our telephone number nor our logo contravene
the Rules Regulating the Florida Bar, and are convinced that the November 17,
2005 decision of the Florida Supreme Court merely reflects the fact that the
officers of the Florida Bar (an arm of the Florida Supreme Court) just do not like
the telephone number or the logo. We, once again, invite you to read Judge Herring’s
Amended Final Order, the briefs of the parties to the case, and the opinion of the
Florida Supreme Court to form your own opinion as to the propriety of the Florida
Supreme Court’s opinion.”

update (Nov. 27, 2005): Salon‘s Robert Crook analyzes FBA v. Pape & Chandler

in his inimitable manner. Crook notes, for instance:

“I mean, you could just as easily — no, much more easily — say that the U.S. Supreme Court’s late-2000 Bush v. Gore decision “demean[ed] all lawyers and thereby harm[ed] both the legal profession and the public’s trust and confidence in our system of justice.”

 

“But nooooooooooooo, it’s things like mascots that are the black eye on the legal “profession,” so let’s go after shit like that.

noloShark Final – sad – Update: See our post reporting that the U.S. Supreme court rejects PIT-BULL appeal (March 27, 2006)

 

the first snowfall
doesn’t hide it…
dog poop

mother dog
blocks with her butt…
snowball

 

 

runaway kite!

the dog also eyes it

restlesslly

 

 

by Kobayashi Issa

translated by David G. Lanoue

November 16, 2005

is 45 too old to become a lawyer?

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 11:45 pm

The Bar Council of Punjab and Haryana (India) has proposed “barring

entry of a person in the profession after the age of 45.”  (ExpressIndia.

com, Speakout “Age bar: Advocates divided over answer,” Nov. 17,

2005).Judging from some of the comments submitted to the Chandigarh

News-line, lawyers in that part of the world are far less worried about

appearing politically incorrect in print than we Americans. 



mountain village–
the old man doesn’t know
the dance

 

tiny check My very quick research, suggests that life

expectancy at birth in India is currently 64.4 years.  A

person living to age 45 would, naturally, have a life ex-

pectancy of more than 20 years — probably significantly

more.  (you can check out your life expectancy here)







 

the old dog
looks as if he’s listening…
earthworms sing

 

We’re told that the proposed rule “has fetched a mixed response from city

advocates. While the veterans feel that the new rule defies logic and

practicality, new entrants feel the rule will be fruitful for the new crop entering

the profession.”  Here are a few quotes:


Virinder Issar: I do not think that the proposed rule will do any  old&newYearSF

good to the profession. . . . An assimilation of experience and

expression is the most lethal combination one can possess in

this profession, which normally a youngster lacks, and which,

comes from passing a certain age.

 

N.S. Minhas: I feel its a welcome decision and should be imple-

mented. This would benefit the young generation that has entered

the profession lately. People generally have a myth regarding our

profession that older the advocate more the experience he has.

When a client walks in and sees a grey-haired advocate, he will

certainly opt for him, may be not knowing that he is as new to the

profession as is a young lawyer.

 


in leafy shade
an old one’s voice…
a frog!

 

Malkiat Singh: It takes more than five years to understand the

legal procedure and settle down in this stream.

 

Surinder: It’s a wise step taken by the Bar Council. This will cut

down the traffic of people entering the profession.






 

even the pine tree
I planted grows old!
autumn dusk

 

old&newYearS Dinesh Kumar: I wonder, at the age of 45, what will

these grey haired people do? Will they have time to devote to the

profession? I think they will be more busy with their geriatric problems.

It’s a good decision as it will motivate young lawyers to enter into the

profession.

 

Well, what do you think?  Are you, or do you know, any gray-haired law students

or recent grads?   Is this unjustified age discrimination?  Guild mentality?  It seems

darn unAmerican to Prof. Yabut et al.


afterthoughts (9 AM):  A question and a memory: (1) how do law schools

in America treat applicants who are in their forties or older? 

 

(2) When I first moved to Schenectady, NY, in 1988, I met lawyer Mary

Coffin. Mary didn’t go to law school until she was over 40 years old, after

having a career as a registered nurse and raising eight children.  The legal

profession of Schenectady and New York State would have been far poorer

if Mary had been refused entry to the bar because of her “old” age.  Decades

of service to children at Family Court, to a myriad of clients in her “Main Street”

lawyer practice of Antokol & Coffin, and to the Bar, by Lawyer Coffin, belie any

notion that she didn’t have enough time after graduation to serve the profession

and her society.

 

 

 


lightning flash–
in pampas grass ensconced
a fifty year-old’s face

 

 

 

all haiku by Kobayashi Issa 
       translated by David G. Lanoue  

 

                                                                                              exit f

 

 

the plot reserved for me

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:00 pm


Autumn cold; curtained window

of the fortuneteller

softly glowing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rainfall pelts the roof–

smell of fresh pine chips

from the pinto’s empty stall

 

 

 

ekgG

 

 

 

 








autumn evening —

yellow leaves cover

the plot reserved for me

 

 

 



“autumn cold” & “autumn evening” – Shadwell Hills (Birch Prees Press, 2002)           

 “Autumn evening” — A New Resonance 2Modern Haiku XXX:2 




 








Indian Summer —

a squirrel tips over 

the rock salt bag


[Nov. 16, 2005]

 

 

 potluck


tiny check  We are again eschewing all A3G/UTR Talk, but Evan and Howard

both have it covered.

 

 

quarterback  Methinks Ted Frank is over-reaching with his suggestion that Ralph

Nader’s complaint over the Eagles cutting Terrell Owens is representative

of the state of consumer fraud jurisprudence.  Ted alleges that Nader is

“arguing that the Philadelphia Eagles’ decision to suspend star wide receiver

Terrell Owens . . . is consumer fraud because season-ticket holders had an

expectation that Owens would play for the team.”  In his Overlawyered.com

post, he continues:


“(But what about all those New York Times subscribers who

expected to read Judy Miller?) The suggestion rises to self-

parody, though it exhibits the absurdity of modern consumer

fraud law in that it isn’t crazier than suits that actually succeed.”

 


tiny check At Slate, Robert S. Boynton has a balanced article on whether junior

academics can afford to be opinionated webloggers.  “Attack of the

Career-Killer Blogs,” Nov. 16, 2005, via Bashman).   I believe too many

law professors pull their punches on weblogs on any topic that might

interfere with appointment to academic chairs, political plum positions,

or prized judicial seats.

 

                                                                                                                                 go out long quarterback flip

 

price-gouging: the ftc doesn’t convince me

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 3:30 pm

While I was in Washington in a hypo-blogging mode, the FTC told a

Senate committee that “Federal Price Gouging Laws Would ‘Unne-

cessarily Hurt Consumers’.” (FTC Press Release; CNN.com,

FTC against price-gouging law,” Nov. 9, 2006)  To my surprise,

many of the weblogerati who had opined so loudly on this topic

in September and October were silent last week. (for example,

Steve Bainbridge, Dave Hoffman, Dale Oesterle, Max Sawickly,

and Mark Kleiman)

 

gas pump g

 

In her Statement to the Committee, Deborah Plattt Majoras cautioned,

“that a full understanding of pricing practices before and since Katrina

may not lead to a conclusion that a federal prohibition on ‘price gouging’

is appropriate. . . .  [P]rice gouging laws that have the effect of controlling

prices likely will do consumers more harm than good . . . While no con-

sumers like price increases, in fact, price increases lower demand and help

make the shortage shorter-lived than it otherwise would have been.”  Majoras

added that “Enforcement of the antitrust laws is the better way to protect

consumers.”


tiny check Noting that at least 28 states currently have statutes that address

short-term price spikes in the aftermath of a disaster, the FTC advised

that enforcement of any federal anti-“gouging” law  – “should be left up

to the states, based on their proximity to retail outlets and their ability

to react quickly to consumer complaints on the local level.”

I believe that I understand the economic arguments made by those against

price-gouging bans, but I’m not at all sure that they settle the issue.


1. Arguments about the effects of long-term price regulation

are simply not very helpful when talking about the immediate

reaction to a natural disaster and the short period of panic and

urgency that follows;

 

2. Defining it for the purposes of a statute or regulation may be dictionaryN
tricky, but the notion that “price-gouging can’t exist” is silly

semantics.

 

3. The public and its representatives have every right to declare

a particular economic activity to be anti-social and unlawful in

the context of a state of emergency.  Such laws, backed with

effective enforcement and publicity, surely do help to reduce

a practice that often serves to increase panic and paranoia, 

and decrease morale in a time when public-spirited cooperation

is vital.

 

4.  MaxSpeaks answers those who say that attempts at price-

gouging cannot last for long in a competitive market.  We, of

course, do not require the successful exercise of market power

in other price-manipulation contexts (such as price-fixing

and boycott conspiracies).   The short-term, opportunistic

nature of many instances of price spiking in emergencies would

seem to suggest that the many virtues claimed for the practice

in theory are merely fig-leafs to cover a particularly anti-social

instance of greed.

 

fill gas

 

5. Like Dave Hoffman, “I dislike folks who intentionally profit on

others’ misfortune.”   Many of the neo-conservative opponents

of price-gouging bans are often, in other contexts, more than

willing to legislate morality.   It’s a cliche to ask “What would

Jesus Do?”, but I’m darn certain I know the answer.



 







half a tank —

Old Glory in tatters

above the gas pump

 

         dagosan 

              (hat tip to elizabeth macfarland)

 

Irony? In researching this piece, I discovered another Bainbridge weblog

that has discussed price-gouging.  At Talk About Bainbridge Georgia 

I learned that a lot of folks were quite unhappy with the local gasoline

prices after Katrina — especially those of their hometown company,

Southwest Georgia Oil Co, which operates SunStops stations and

distributes its private brand of Inland gasoline. Southwest Georgia Oil

was accused of price-gouging by the Florida state consumer services

commissioner on October 27, 2005.  The Inland homepage states:


“Southwest Georgia Oil and Inland’s mission statement is,

‘Outrageous Customer Service,’ and our goal is to provide

outrageous customer service to employee customers and

external customers alike.”

Outrageous in deed. 

 

update (8 PM): Prof. David Hoffman‘s response to this post at

Concurring Opinions made me realize that I need to clarifiy

a point or two.  So, I left Dave this Comment:


Dave [Hoffman], I agree that there is no urgent need

for federal legislation — unless someone on that level

comes up with an especially workable definition that

can be uniformly applied across the nation.

 

As with most opponents, the crux of the FTC Statement

went to ALL price-gouging laws, so the remarks at my

weblog are aimed at the general opposition. As a former

FTC antitrust lawyer, I surely agree with Chairman Majoras

that we need continuing close scrutiny of the petroleum

industry, and effective antitrust enforcement, should price

or supply manipulations be discovered that unreasonably

restrain trade in any important product in the wake of natural

or manmade disasters.

                                                                                                                          gas pump n

 

November 15, 2005

cellphone bandits and borrowers

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 3:13 pm


One of the best things about visiting Washington, D.C., last week,

was having a print version of the Post in my hands every day.  Just

as it impressed me with its comprehensiveness and attitude when

I arrived in D.C. to attend college in 1967 (as compared with the

Rochester [NY] Democrat & Chronicle), and bonded with me during

the Whitewater years, the Post has spoiled me again for my current

hometown rag, the Schenectady [NY] Gazette, as it had when I moved

here in 1988.  (Note, though, that many of my D.C. friends believe WaPo

is not sufficiently aggressive investigating George W. Bush.)

 

wpLogo

 

An odd local story in the Washington Post (and on all the tv news shows)

last week was the tale of the cell-phoning bank robber — a young woman

who recently robbed four banks in the Northern Virginia suburbs, and

appeared to be talking on a cell phone during three of the robberies, as

she showed each teller a box with a holdup note attached to it. 






 



into the night

we talk of human cloning

                   snowflakes


 




                                                                                           

 

Well, the news today is that the alleged perp — 19-year old Candice   cellphoneBandit

R. Martinez, originally of Sante Fe, NM, — was arrested without incident

this morning in Centreville, VA. (“Alleged ‘Cell phone Bandit’ arrested,”  

Nov. 15, 2005)   The cell-phone-phobic Prof. Yabut can’t wait to learn

whether Ms. Martinez was actually holding a conversation during the

robberies and, if so, whether the person on the other end of the call is

considered an accomplice.  Maybe Ken or Mike will offer an opinion.

                                                                                        

 

Another highlight of my visit to D.C. was getting acquainted with good

friends of some of my best friends.  On Sunday, we had a late and long

brunch along the Potomac River in Georgetown.   It gave me a chance,

for example and purely serendiptiously,  to get to know a Georgetown U.

classmate who I had really only known from afar — Adele Deas Tobin

 



clay on the wheel I confess my faith


 

Adele was only in town for the weekend, and has a pottery studio at her

home on Sullivan’s Island, SC.  She and her husband, Tom, sing and play

their guitars every weekend at local clubs. Let’s be frank: in my estimation,

her lifestyle beats lawyering any day.

 

adeleLighthouse orig.   Adele inspired this senryu:







she’ll never

own a cell phone!

she borrows mine

 

 

        dagosan [Nov. 15, 2005]

Seeing old friends also gave me a fairly captive audience for my work

as haiku advocate and missionary.  Most were willing to sit through my

condemnation of a strict 5 – 7 – 5- syllable rule one time, but tended to

balk if a new audience got me going again.   If you need the lecture,

please go here.  Those who insist on the 5 – 7- 5 Rule, might want

to check out How to Write Bad Poetry (from The Guide to Everything,

June 25, 2001), which notes:


“The haiku deserves special consideration, not only because

it is a short, meaningful type of Japanese poetry, but because

it is so easy to do badly. While traditional haiku has all sorts

of elements that provide atmosphere, yours need only follow

the syllable rule. Your first line should have five syllables, the

second seven, and the third five again. As long as you have

most of your fingers intact, this should not cause a problem:


I like bees, they’re so
Yellow and black, and yellow
And black and yellow

Thanks to the Guide, I now know what a Clerihew is.  (Of course,

George already knew.)

 

 

tiny check  I bet Adele and Peggy (who’s a native of

Summerville, SC) would enjoy getting together.

 


brief visit
peony open
to its heart


 


 







amber light
creased in a roadmap
a place we’ve been


 


 


 


 


recycling –
before he grinds the stump
he counts the rings

 

 


 

“SHWinter05N”

 

p.s.   Be the first on your block to see the newest edition of

the Simply Haiku Journal, which hit the internet today.  You

will find its usual array of Japanese-style shortform poetry —

haiku, senryu, haibun, haiga, renku, etc. — along with essays

and interviews. Simply Haiku (Vol. 3, No. 4, Winter 2005)  f/k/a


are represented, and can be found by clicking on this Content

link.  [dagosan says, “click here first”]

 

                                                                                                                        phone old

 

an A3G-free posting

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 10:58 am

Let the rest of the weblawg world fret over the identity

of “A3G” and the future of UTR, I’ve got more important

things on my mind — like my Indian-Summer hangover

(after a week of 70-degree-days in Washington, DC),

and thoughts of Novembers and impending holiday

seasons past.

 

A3Gn

 

 



traffic light

after the storm, icicles

change hue

 

 

 

 

 






Chinese treasures:

the guard positions himself

near the erotica

 

 

 

 

leaves flying

 

 

 


Zen garden
a dry leaf sticks
in the ripples

 

 

 

 







 

 

 

Alzheimer’s ward

again father counts

the afghan squares

 

 



“traffic light” & “Chinese treasures” –  from the haiku

sequence The Can Collector’s Red Socks (2003)

“alzheimer’s ward” & “zen garden” – from from bottle rockets  


 


 





  • by dagosan                                               



 


gone a week —

only the librarian

says “i missed you”

 

   [Nov. 15, 2005]

scales rich poor potluck


tiny check  I missed a lot of interesting “stuff” while on my  

quasi-weblog-vacation last week.  If I were posting more, I

would have mentioned that The Fool in the Forest finished

his duty as a juror in L.A. County and was impressed with

how hard the band of twelve worked on a criminal assault

case. 

                                                                                                                        leaf gray

 

November 14, 2005

i.o.u. some haiku

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 11:04 pm

I haven’t gone this long — nearly 60 hours — without posting new

haiku since f/k/a was unveiled in May 2004.   My only excuse is

that visiting three sets of friends in a week in D.C. has broken my

rhythm and (thankfully) torn me away from my weblogging excesses.

 

After a long day driving back from my former “adopted home town,”

to my current one, and from the Potomac River back to the Mohawk,

there’s no good reason to wait any longer:

 


 


old stomping grounds

the river still follows

its path

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

his headstone
rises with the moon

above the silence

 

 

 


from Full Moon Magazine (2005) 

 

 

subwayN 

 





  • by dagosan                                               



 

 

heading home —  

one hawk

floats over the Beltway

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




entering New York:

another autumn hill

distracts me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from daylight to dark —

a full moon

out my windshield

 

 

 

 

hawk flight

 

 






gone a week —

quick peek to see

the river’s still there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

unloading the car —

the moon

followed me home

 

 



                          [Nov. 14, 2005]

 

 

 

 


earG  I saw a few VanGogh’s at the National Art Gallery

last week.   One of his self-portraits had me humming “it’s

not easy being green” the rest of the day.  Unlike Paul

Miller, I like going off-peak, when there’s no big special

event and no long lines.

 

 

 


hands in pockets–

the wait to view

VanGogh’s sunflowers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




unpacking the map

a mountain spring

crosses the trail

 

 

 


“unpacking the map” – inding the way (Press Here, 2002)

“hands in pockets” – Frogpond XXVIII:3 (2005) 

 

courthouse1  potluck


tiny check  A note to non-lawyer visitors who are curious about  Supreme

Court cases discussed in the news:  You can find useful information,

links and analysis about cases  — at the time they are accepted (or rejected)

by the Court, before and after oral argument, and when a decision is

released — at the SCOTUS Blog.  Nomination materials are also available.











      fill gas

 

 

November 12, 2005

almost homesick

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 11:47 am


Here in Silver Spring, MD, it is a gorgeous Saturday morning. 

Waking up in the home of old friends is a special treat.  I’m not

sure how much longer I’ll be staying in the D.C. area.  This afternoon,

I’ll be meeting up with two of my best friends (originally college class-

mates at Georgetown), who live in the District.   Just in case I fail to

return to my laptop again today, here are a few haiku from Route-9er

Tom Clausen, from the group’s Upstate Dim Sum Journal.

 


 

 

 







our two loudest

on vacation

in the same week

 

 

juke box

 

 

 

sun pops out

a construction worker

breaks into song

 

 

 

 

 

 

 






spring air —

bumping into someone

I thought was dead

 

 

 




 


 










a lovely river

but not my river –

almost homesick

 

[Nov. 12, 2005]

 

                                                                                              river house flip

 

 

November 11, 2005

umbilical – attached

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 3:58 pm

autumn heat
slapping the dust
from his jeans

 









swing set neg

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                           UMBILICAL


  THE MOBILE TWISTS slowly above my son’s crib catch-

ing moonlight slicing through the Venetian blinds.  I have no

reason to worry, but come in to check on him, to hear him

breathe, to cover him.  His twitching eyelids … what could he

be dreaming?



full moon

his umbilical

falls out

 

                                           w.f. owen

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Indian summer

rust on our hands

from the swing

 

 

 


“Umbilical” – haibun from Frogpond XXVIII:3

“autumn heat” – Mainichi Daily News (Oct. 1, 2005)  

“Indian summer” – Selected poems (3rd Place, Haiku Poets of No. Calif., 2003) 

 

 


 













the elm died

and the tulip tree grew —

between visits

 

 

 

              [Nov. 11, 2005]

                                                                                                         swings gray

 

potluck


tiny check Why is it always three strikes/mistakes/failures before you’re out? 

Evan Schaeffer and friends want to know. (via Point of Law)  Prof. Yabut

wonders why the pitcher gets to throw four “balls” before the batter is

walked.  Unfair discrimination?

 

 at bat neg

 

tiny check  Must be out of the loop.  Here I’ve been in DC four days, but I just realized

that the Federalist Society is having its annual get-togther downtown.  And,

nobody invited us.   Am I missing a lot of fun?

 

tiny check Ann Althouse asks what Liberals should be thinking about Sam Alito’s alleged

“libertarian streak.”  

 

tiny check The anonymous Editor of Blawg Review pointed out to Prof. Yabut today that

the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff — Gen. Peter Pace — has a nice

Italian name that means “peace” in the language of his father.

 

Like last year on Veteran’s Day, I want to thank all the Veterans of every generation

who have fought to preserve the freedom of America and much of the world.  Thank

you for risking your physical and emotional well-being in the hellishness of war.

 

 



 
Veteran’s Day

the soliloquy lengthens

the afternoon chill

 


 

 

Tom Painting, from piano practice       

 

 







a handful of pawns

protects the king –

Veterans Day




                             

 






WWII

papa still

won’t talk about it

                                                                                                pawn pawn horiz

 

 

where would jesus go to law school?

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 11:36 am

Not here: “Bringing a Law School Down: Should Ave Maria be part of

a ‘Catholic Jonestown’?”  (via Althouse):


“We’ll own all commercial real estate,” [Tom Monaghan,  ooh

founder of the school and of Domino’s Pizza] declared,

describing his vision. “That means we will be able to

control what goes on there. You won’t be able to buy a

Playboy or Hustler magazine in Ave Maria Town. We’re

going to control the cable television that comes in the

area. There is not going to be any pornographic television

in Ave Maria Town. If you go to the drug store and you want

to buy the pill or the condoms or contraception, you won’t

be able to get that in Ave Maria Town.”

Prof. Althouse aptly notes: “What a creepy vision!”  Further commentary

not needed.

November 10, 2005

this heron is adjourned

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 10:44 am

For centuries, Japanese haiku poets have been fascinated with the heron, and that
interest has spread to haijin around the world.   The heron is a large wading bird with a
long neck and long legs, and it family includes bitterns and egrets.  I’ve always liked
the logo of the Haiku Society of America, which includes a simple image of a heron.
This year, the same heron appears on the cover of HSA’s journal, Frogpond,
as well as on the HSA newsletter.  I decided to learn more about the image,
and wondered why the Newsletter called it “sumi-e.”   Here are my findings:
sumi-e is the Japanese art of brush painting.  Only black ink is used in sumi-e
and four brush strokes are the basis for everything painted in sumi-e.  The strokes
are called the “Four Gentlemen” and correspond with the brush stroke used to
paint four plants — the Bamboo Stroke, the Wild Orchid Stroke, the Chrysanthe-
mum Stroke, and the Plum Branch Stroke.

Stephen Addiss of the University of Richmond Department of
Art and History, painted the HSA’s heron sumi-e.  You can see
more of his painting in this collection of haiga, which was featured
in Simply Haiku (March 2004).  Prof. Addiss has edited or written
many books on Japanese art — find a list here.  I’m pleased to have
one of them in my personal collection — Haiku Landscapes: In Sun,
Wind, Rain, And Snow.
Click here for a larger version of Stephen Addiss’ sumi-e heron.

update (Nov. 11, 2005):  Ed Markowski, our  most reliable
source of topical haiku (especially with Issa offline), has shared
the following pair, along with an account of the sinking of the
Edmund Fitzgerald, in a Comment:

first time on the river
i fish the spot
the heron fished
sunset
a sunfish thrashes
in the heron’s beak

boy writing Yes, I’m on vacation this week, and am staying away from
the heavy stuff today (so far).
lingering chill
the catkins
erect
toadstool –
sharing tales
with my sister
seafood restaurant
guppies surround
the lighthouse
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