{"id":4387,"date":"2021-04-17T10:39:51","date_gmt":"2021-04-17T10:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/?p=4387"},"modified":"2021-04-17T10:39:51","modified_gmt":"2021-04-17T10:39:51","slug":"4387","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/2021\/04\/17\/4387\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"
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An interesting online post about the Ivy League stereotypes:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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1. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two — one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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2. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven — one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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3. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? None — Hanover doesn’t have electricity.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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4. How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two — One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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5. How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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6. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six — one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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7. How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/div>\n
None — New Haven looks better in the dark.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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8. How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? One — he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An interesting online post about the Ivy League stereotypes: 1. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two — one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. 2. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven — one to change the lightbulb and ten […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3878,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[295182],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-erpings-reading-notes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3878"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4387"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4388,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4387\/revisions\/4388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/erping999\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}