Oh my Lord, the problem is even worse than I expected. The whole fortune cookie gambit is not run by Snapple, rather there is a separate media agency, Buzz Marketing, that is leading the cookie invasion. According to this Ad Age article, they have already taken over 25% of the fortune cookie market in the U.S.
There needs to be a boycott of the companies that use this form of guerilla advertising. Is anyone interested in launching a write-in campaign?