- Color-customized athletic shoes. If you can just pick the
colors of the shoe that you want, it takes all the fun out of hunting
down the “right shoe.”
- My mother hectoring me about the neighbhorhood that I live in as
though I’m a 14-year-old breaking curfew. If I hear the words,
“Why don’t you ever listen?” even though I’ve covered my own rent for
the past 9 years, then I reserve the right to hang out on her.
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