{"id":892,"date":"2003-06-29T20:11:58","date_gmt":"2003-06-30T00:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/06\/29\/i-hate-krispy-kreme\/"},"modified":"2003-06-29T20:11:58","modified_gmt":"2003-06-30T00:11:58","slug":"i-hate-krispy-kreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/06\/29\/i-hate-krispy-kreme\/","title":{"rendered":"I HATE Krispy Kreme&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a113'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"103\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/krispy.gif\" width=\"110\" height=\"91\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"424\">\n<p>I hated Krispy Kreme donuts long before I ever tried one.<br \/>\n        I hated the whole concept of donuts after converting in my 40&#8217;s to a<br \/>\n        &quot;healthier lifestyle&quot;. I especially hated Krispy Kreme donuts for their<br \/>\n        Tarheel origins<br \/>\n        and media-fueled expansionism. Stuck in the mammoth traffic jam caused<br \/>\n        by the opening of their first Massachusetts store smack dab in the middle<br \/>\n        of my route to work, I really hated Krispy Kreme. But my engine was overheating,<br \/>\n        the little red oil light was flashing insistently, so I <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/stories\/storyReader$112\">pulled into the<br \/>\n        lot&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hated Krispy Kreme donuts long before I ever tried one. I hated the whole concept of donuts after converting in my 40&#8217;s to a &quot;healthier lifestyle&quot;. I especially hated Krispy Kreme donuts for their Tarheel origins and media-fueled expansionism. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/06\/29\/i-hate-krispy-kreme\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[581],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quote-of-the-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}