{"id":751,"date":"2006-02-09T09:37:13","date_gmt":"2006-02-09T13:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/02\/09\/infantile-indiscresions\/"},"modified":"2006-02-09T09:37:13","modified_gmt":"2006-02-09T13:37:13","slug":"infantile-indiscresions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/02\/09\/infantile-indiscresions\/","title":{"rendered":"Infantile Indiscresions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7988'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"537\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/kidjail.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"172\" align=\"left\">A 6-year-old Brockton boy&#8217;s suspension on accusations<br \/>\n        of sexual harassment startled some school officials in the region yesterday;<br \/>\n        the officials said they avoid the words &#8221;sexual harassment&quot; when<br \/>\n        trying to teach young children about appropriate touching.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"> The Brockton first-grader was suspended for three days Jan. 30, after<br \/>\n        school officials said he had put his hand inside the waistband of a girl&#8217;s<br \/>\n        pants and had touched the skin on her back, said his mother, Berthena<br \/>\n        Dorinvil. But she said her son had told her that the girl had touched<br \/>\n        him first and that he had responded by touching her over her clothes,<br \/>\n      not on her skin. Dorinvil said the boy had not been in trouble before.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/local\/articles\/2006\/02\/09\/case_vs_brockton_boy_stuns_officials\/\">Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>How times have changed. Is this more evidence that we are drifting<br \/>\n          towards religious fundamentalism and an Islamic separation of the sexes,<br \/>\n          to avoid<br \/>\n        even the trace of a suspicion of impropriety? No more tag on the playground?<br \/>\n        No more Twister, no more touch football, no more ring around the rosie?<br \/>\n        No more water polo, tug-of-wars, piggy-back rides, arm wrestling, Indian<br \/>\n        leg wrestling, wheelbarrow races, musical chairs, alee alee in free,<br \/>\n        punch buggy, seat sharing, legups, paper, rock or scissors, or any other<br \/>\n        activity which could lead to boy skin touching girl skin.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>The Dowbrigade thanks his lucky stars that these laws and regulations<br \/>\n        hadn&#8217;t been thought of when he was a wee miscreant. We remember, at age<br \/>\n        three, inviting two friends, Lori Herman and Karen Gannett, over to play<br \/>\n        one Saturday afternoon.&nbsp; We were in the playroom in the basement,<br \/>\n        obviously too young to get into any serious trouble.&nbsp;That&#8217;s when<br \/>\n        we invented the memorable game called &quot;Sandwich&quot;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Sandwich involved laying a broad, flat couch pillow down on the floor.<br \/>\n        This was the bread. Then Lori would pull her pants down around her ankles<br \/>\n        and lie face down on the pillow. Next, the precocious mastermind three-year-old<br \/>\n        Dowbrigade<br \/>\n        would pull down HIS pants and lie down on top of Lori. This accomplished,<br \/>\n        young Karen would pull down HER pants and get on top of the Dowbrigade.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Finally, somehow (for there was no one else to help) we got another<br \/>\n        of the big, flat pillows and maneuvered it onto the very top of the pile.&nbsp;This<br \/>\n        was the finished sandwich.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Once the sandwich was assembled, the fun would begin.&nbsp;The object,<br \/>\n        as we seem to remember, was to sway gently and slightly back and forth,<br \/>\n        gradually increasing the swings in amplitude and speed, balancing more<br \/>\n        and more precariously, until the whole stack fell over onto the playroom<br \/>\n        floor, and we started the whole process over again.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Obviously, we were trying to recreate what one of our filthy, infantile<br \/>\n        minds (probably yours truly) had seen some adults doing, somewhere, somehow.<br \/>\n        We had no idea what we were trying to accomplish, but we seem to remember<br \/>\n        it was rather fun.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Lest we give the impression that the Dowbrigade is a swinging libertine<br \/>\n        with an extensive history of menage-a-trois, it should be noted that<br \/>\n        this was as close as we have ever been to being in bed with two girls<br \/>\n        at the same time, with the exception of one ill-fated attempt with the<br \/>\n        Weaver sisters which resulted in the Dowbrigade getting slugged, slapped<br \/>\n        and locked out of his own apartment.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>So, thank goodness the statute of limitations has expired on our<br \/>\n          infantile indiscretions. Although we seem to remember that in some<br \/>\n          cases there<br \/>\n        is no limitation on sexual molestation charges. Perhaps we should speak<br \/>\n        to a lawyer before writing any more&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>note: some of the names have been changed to protect the hopefully innocent.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 6-year-old Brockton boy&#8217;s suspension on accusations of sexual harassment startled some school officials in the region yesterday; the officials said they avoid the words &#8221;sexual harassment&quot; when trying to teach young children about appropriate touching. The Brockton first-grader was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/02\/09\/infantile-indiscresions\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}